It's A Say Anything song, bro.
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Album Rating: 4.0
Okay, I understand now. Thank you.
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I just checked this after reading your Mars Volta review, and wow! You have an impressive writing style! I just love how you can say all sorts of strange analogies and yet bring them together so well! Huge pos from me and I hope you review more stuff in the future!
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Album Rating: 4.0
Many thanks, I hope so too.
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"The truth is, nobody is safe anymore: Mastodon has released a pop album, and it’s a really good one."
these two points don't connect. also that entire first paragraph doesn't seem to work, despite you tying it to surrealism. i'm also not sure how strongly i feel your central thesis is supported by the lyrics you quoted, but i won't overtly challenge you on it because i'm not as learned on the album's subtext... it just seems like you're reaching at points. all in all though, you possess a very persuasive and confident tone in your writing that i admire. whose alt are you?
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Album Rating: 4.0
"if one examines surrealism, one is faced with a choice: either reject subcultural capitalism or conclude that language has objective value, given that the premise of patriarchialist narrative is valid."
I've spent like 20 minutes trying to parse out what the hell this sentence means, and I've still got nothing. If this were by a lesser reviewer I'd assume it was just jargon, but...
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Album Rating: 3.5
I think this review is satire but I'm not sure
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Album Rating: 3.5
"Mastodon has released a pop album"
Lol
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Album Rating: 3.0
This review is... something. Not sure what to think, but I'll definitely give it another read later. I feel like you're applying a level of analysis to an album that simply doesn't require it but who knows. It says a lot without saying anything... maybe. Still, well written. Have to read a couple more times to decide whether or not I actually agree with anything you say lol
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Album Rating: 3.0
Once More Round the Filler.
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Album Rating: 3.0
more consistent than their other two "pop" albums at least
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Album Rating: 3.0
Hunter is worse than this, ye.
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Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off
Read like half the review, it’s complete nonsense.
Also, “The Hunter” is like twice as good as this album.
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Album Rating: 3.0
i wish
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hunter was better but not by much
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