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I kinda want to see you listen to this, Mongi, just because I know you'll flip out and 1 this as hard as me.

Great review as always Oranges, pos'd. I'll steer clear of this.

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Yeah, this is really bad. There's not much else to say. I've given up on the Pendulum guys at this point. Good review though, pos!

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Thanks, guys.

It'd be an objectivity boaster for sure but nah I'd rather listen to other things haha

Oh my gosh I just had my review wrapped up, and what do you know? This is here.

"recommended by reviewer
David Guetta-Actually don't"

it's funny because it's true

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@Vax Hahaha, sorry man! Don't let me stop you from posting it.



@Shark You inspired that one.

I want to review his upcoming LP so badly but I don't think I'll be able to fast enough to get a feature):

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I believe in you, Thortenburger.

Guetta's new LP isn't as bad as his others, but from what I hear most of it was co-produced or ghost produced by other producers.

the question is though: does it sound like a David Guetta album?

Im going to go with no, because he ditched most of the "radio house" sound and tried to branch out enough to be interesting. It's still not that good, but I can get behind it.

well there goes my hopes of tearing it to pieces, but hell i'm gonna take a crack at it and see what happens

btw
"Because with Abandon Ship, Knife Party have established the new standard for soulless, vapid club
music. Congratulations, gentlemen. You’ve somehow managed to make Skrillex look appealing."

you really don't need the Because with at the start of this sentence, it just feels extraneous

aside from the redundancy of "EDM music" in the first paragraph (i.e. "electronic dance music music") this is a sweet review. probably gonna try to get a staff take on this soon-ish but we'll see how things go

dude you should totally rip apart the upcoming David Guetta album

I’d be lying if I tried to convince you that Knife Party has anything even remotely interesting to offer for anybody who isn’t a fan.

-- Stood out to me as an awkward sentence, try rephrasing. Just by changing the ending to 'to offer anyone who isn't already a fan' makes it flow better.

Worst of all, those were just EPs. Because now, Knife Party have released their first full-length album, ironically entitled Abandon Ship. And it’s every bit as bland, unoriginal, and painful to listen to as you’d expect.

-- Seems clunky, and a bit too stop start. The 'because now' and the 'and' aren't the ideal ways to start those short sentences.


The remainder is all good though as usual, and you've convinced me to never ever even think about touching this album, so cheers.

Probably poop

Remind me on the release date and I'll feature this

It sure is a good thing there were three reviews to say how abysmal this album/band is or I would have totally been reeled in by the hype machine and paid money for this.