downer's memoirs

Well I personally think this is great. I am almost the exact same age as you. Had some of the same experiences

awesome read

it's v reassuring the degree to which my love of this band does not characterize me phew Thank You Based Downer #TYBD

it's gonna be funny when he 5s throw me in the River in less than a month

Album Rating: 3.0

but whats the album like

"it's gonna be funny when he 5s throw me in the River in less than a month "

Hopefully

I'm pretty sure anyone who listens to the same music as Adam Downer and is 23 drinks PBR.

a popular alcoholic beverage :]

A brand of beer

Edit: oopsy

good review

Album Rating: 3.0

had to google what throw me in the river was and tbf every smith street band song ive heard gives me similar feels as those felt here

did u listened to it stoned?

I like the idea, but as a review it's terrible. Also, it's a topic I've read a million times being a mid 20's douche myself so it's a little stale at this point. Will pos anyways for effort. Album is mediocre as an aside.

PBR sux but this review is awesome

sounds like your life needed some metal

Love this 'review' man. I don't know anything about the album, but fuck it. It made me think about my own life and musical journey

who the fuck stage dives at a japandroids show?

Album Rating: 3.0

seems the perfect place to do it

Album Rating: 3.0

friend was like "how you doin? i read your beach slang review." and i said "oh don't worry that review is a lot more feels-y than i actually feel" and he said "i feel like that describes beach slang in a nutshell" and that's perfect