Metal as a whole isn't to be taken seriously.

Their "Wenches and Mead" song is a jam, otherwise I can take only little doses of Alestorm... 11 minutes are definitely too much for me to take. Sweet review anyway, direct to the point.

cheesiest album title ever?

Album Rating: 3.0

Why do you not capitalize "Golden"?

Fun band is fun, not sure why they're being called power metal though..

These guys are fun :D

For 6 year olds

man, I haven't really listened to this guys since 2008. I might end up checking this out

Its Alestorm making another Alestorm album which is basically the same old fun you'd expect. I think the review and rating for it is rather spot on, really.

Album Rating: 3.5

These guys are tonnes of fun though, I need some light, enjoyable music to break up all the heavy stuff.



"Plenty of 'metalheads' defend bands like Equilibrium and Turisas with their lives and are into the whole Viking thing"



These guys sorta fit into that category though because those are folk metal bands.

"Its Alestorm making another Alestorm album which is basically the same old fun you'd expect. I think the review and rating for it is rather spot on, really."

Pretty much my thoughts although it might still be my least favourite of theirs upon first listen. That Hangover cover is just stupidly fun though

gay ass band

Great review buddy. Never heard a thing by these guys.

That's for the best Wiz.

I honestly really like "Walk the Plank." It's a really catchy tune.

Kill hates anything that is meant to be funny because he's so srsbidness

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Kill is a soldier

how did U write that review sUmmary? like honestly i coUld never write something that lame and leave it in text for other hUmans 2 read

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Yeah, that summary should have said "This album rules, Alestorm rules, Netherlands rules, Russia rules, fuck you, pigs"

Yeah no