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TheGreatQ
February 10th 2014


3003 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Angelo needs to listen to himself and "SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUP"

TheGreatQ
February 10th 2014


3003 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I wish I could give this a 1.7 because that's more accurate.

VermTheImpaler
February 10th 2014


1359 Comments


Give a 1,5 Q. 1,7 is closer to 1,5 than 2

TheGreatQ
February 10th 2014


3003 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Math is not my strong suit

VermTheImpaler
February 10th 2014


1359 Comments


Math is ok, but some calculus stuff pisses me off

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
February 10th 2014


22500 Comments

Album Rating: 2.4

"Angelo needs to listen to himself and "SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUP""

Very good call Q... Potential summary right there.



Alright Verm, let's go through these options:

- Studying what you choosed: I'm so over studying. Next.

- learning a new language: I'm just trying to spoke this one better enough. Next.

- making some art: No female will pose nude for me. Next

- playing a video game: haven't done this foir a few years. Will consider.

- Listen to Attack Attack!: Should improve my Objectivity %. Will consider.

- hanging out with your friends: If it's their shout = done deal.

TheGreatQ
February 10th 2014


3003 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

If you want to use that you can lol

TheDarkestNight
February 10th 2014


174 Comments


Fuck this is terrible. Those screams literally hurt.

VermTheImpaler
February 10th 2014


1359 Comments


Dude. As much as I love chicks posing there are other art expressions dave.

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
February 10th 2014


22500 Comments

Album Rating: 2.4

Really? Like those sculptures that look like mangled bits of metal and paintings that look like a 2 year old has thrown paint over canvas.

VermTheImpaler
February 10th 2014


1359 Comments


Yeah, also, you should look the drawings of my 2 year old nephew with crayons and shit. Truly an emotional and cathartic masterpiece. Dude, that shit should be expossed in some museums of the USA and the UK

titanslayer
February 10th 2014


2714 Comments


Worst band ever

edit: never mind woe is me is worse

TheDarkestNight
February 10th 2014


174 Comments


Woe Is Me shits over this band.

heyadam
February 10th 2014


4397 Comments


Hey Davey, you'll be able to review the new Emery record coming out later this year ;-)

Hoping for a solid 5. Nice review, it'll take a ton of boredom for me to check this album out, though.

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
February 10th 2014


22500 Comments

Album Rating: 2.4

Who, what's this about new Emery? I'm about to abandon all other pending reviews & begin writing that one now.





TooLateToGoBack
February 10th 2014


2106 Comments


the harsh vocals on this are absolutely dreadful

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
February 10th 2014


22500 Comments

Album Rating: 2.4

For the most part, I think pretty much everyone agrees with that.

Mort.
February 10th 2014


25304 Comments


well I think you could use enter shikari's first album as a benchmark for the genre, im pretty sure its the hightest rated synthcore/trancecore whatever album on the site (at 3.4)

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
February 10th 2014


22500 Comments

Album Rating: 2.4

That's good to hear. Even if the album itself isn't (because I recall it being rather inconsistent), then that song just worked!

Mort.
February 10th 2014


25304 Comments


yeah sorry your not a winner laid it down pretty hard. opens with trance, goes into a catchy chorus, has a breakdown at the end

everything electronicore bands have been trying to do for the last 8 years was done in that song



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