Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

theyve never even heard budgie!

Album Rating: 4.5

those pricks

Come at me, bro.

Album Rating: 4.5

musical opinions on the greatness of 80's Metallica and this album aside, this review has some horrible, and completely wrong observations.

Album Rating: 4.5

so are you gonna try hip hop?? i'm genuinely curious.

SHUT THE FUCK UP *clap clap clapclapclap* SHUT THE FUCK UP *clap clap clapclapclap* SHUT THE FUCK UP *clap clap clapclapclap* SHUT THE FUCK UP *clap clap clapclapclap*

Album Rating: 4.5

ughh

Album Rating: 4.5

i hate everyone

Album Rating: 5.0

"I think if you cut out all the repetition then you'd have an album damn worthy of being labeled as a classic, but there's too much fat on this album. Maybe the same is true for And Justice for All but at least that one has 9 songs to spread the length over instead of just 8."



huh?

A typical crandynewman review: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/XS3/jokesonthem.jpg

Album Rating: 5.0

lol damage inc. being a filler



please kill yourself

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

"I for one find Metallica about hit or miss throughout their career. "



This sentence is kind of awkward to read. How about "I find Metallica's albums are either hit or miss"



"For every In Justice for All there's a Kill Em All and for every Ride the Lightning there's a Load"



...And Justice For All

Album Rating: 4.5

wakeupdead yo sup

Probably Candy's best review yet! It's all uphill from here, guys!

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

"Where Kill Em All was a band that didn't know how to do anything"



Kill Em All is not a band.



"And that's a common theme with the album, the songs are all wearing out their Welcome (Home Sanitarium...sorry)."



Welcome Home (Sanitarium). You put the brackets in the wrong place, and shouldn't have used the same brackets for the addition of "sorry."



"And why isn't Orion the finally?"



Finale.



"If you cut out some repetitiveness and rearranged the songs to make it flow better, it'd be an easy 5"



You already said that.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

yo KILL not much bro u?

Album Rating: 4.5

wakeupdead yo sup yo yo sup yea not bad u just listenign to wake up dead right now 25th anniversary fuck yea

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

I had a dream where I woke up dead once, and when I woke up I was still alive!

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

You might say I was "Sweating Bullets"

Album Rating: 4.5

Mahalik: This morning, he woke up dead!



CJ: How in the hell do you wake up dead?



Mahalik: 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.



CJ: You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?



Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant.



CJ: No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.



Mahalik: But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place, foo'!



CJ: Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man!



FUCKIN QUANTUM