then make it a 5, dude

You can't make friends in real life or on the internet

Album Rating: 3.5

Doesn't the fact that your being sarcastic with your rating tell us that your trying a little too hard to convince people that maybe there's something seriously wrong with yourself?

or something seriously wrong with the album

Album Rating: 1.0

This album should just be 1'd like it deserves.



edit> or 1.5

I've already accepted there's something seriously wrong with myself

Kinda funny coming from a 3.5 rating

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

this totally needed another review

and more to come

i wonder why only the shitty albums have lots of reviews

Album Rating: 3.0

Why do I cheat on me?

Because they feel that saying the same thing in every review is funny

Album Rating: 3.5

"I understand what you're getting at with the first paragraph, but mention how it relates to this album. As it stands, it's just an out of place blabbering about some movie that's even in a different medium."



I think you'd have to a little off to read the first paragraph and see it as some obscure stand-alone point that doesn't reflect the album. "Hmm, why is he talking about some failure of a movie in this review of an album that has a 1.4 rating?"



"And now, this perplexing truth may have finally met its audible equivalent on Lou Reed & Metallica’s Lulu."

Album Rating: 1.0

Fuck nut, you rated it a 3.5.

Album Rating: 1.0

you spent so much time constructing smooth sentences and coming up with clever things to say, that you neglected having any actual substance in the review.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Because they feel that saying the same thing in every review is funny

'frustration and inadequacy'

oh yeah we understand. that what this albums all about anyway

Album Rating: 3.0

You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a nay-sayer and hatchet man in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another, because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love. I love you, Sputnikers.

Album Rating: 3.5

The review is intended to object Sputnik's consensus, it's my rating against the mean. I think anyone who reads a review on this website takes both of those numbers into consideration.

Album Rating: 3.5

"You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a nay-sayer and hatchet man in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another, because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love. I love you, Sputnikers."



No idea where that came from, but nice. Braveheart?

Album Rating: 3.0

I think everyone on this website needs a hug.