im fucking racist against people who are fat and hate metalcore

yeah I saw that video too

Album Rating: 1.0

i cannot tell a lie:



my favorite memory about this album was that it came out in 2011



the VERY SAME YEAR that this one time, my mom bought me grape jelly in a plastic bottle instead of the usual jar, so basically i could just eat spoonfuls of peanut butter and then drink the jelly straight out of the bottle.





best fucking year of my life

Album Rating: 4.0

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Album Rating: 1.0

aopples

Her next album will be called 210 lbs

I hear it's going to be bigger

songs about not being able to reach the twinkie




and she cried

I hear she'll be going for a heavier sound.

"More expansive in every way" was how she described it, I believe.

She'll be using a chunkier guitar tone

i heard she likes fat bass

Comes in a five CD deluxe pack.

She's the spokesperson for extra chunky peanut butter

She's a fatass.

i bet she snickers every time she travels the milky way to get a three musketeers

No but seriously she isn't even fat and she has a great voice
I'm just not a fan of her music
#realtalk

Nah she's pretty fat in person, just she makes sure most of her photoshoots and stuff slims her down OH NO WAIT I MEANT SHE HAS FAT PRIDE BECAUSE SHE'S PROUD OF HER WEIGHT AND DOESN'T CARE AT ALL

but I like her music tho

Album Rating: 3.5

I'm pretty sure she's not the one in charge of her promotion.



It's not like she performs live from within a slimming glass case or only appears on TV if the program agrees to shoot her only from the neck up.

Well that's because that'd be ridiculous, which is why when you see live photos of her or her without completely slimming clothing she looks like a circle.