Album Rating: 3.0

I did a review kind of like this once









Didn't work out well

well i won't neg it, since it's well written for what it is, no doubt.

review is long as fuck, but well done i suppose

Bravo

this is like that After The Burial review

"new wave bullshit", I think is the appropriate term

Album Rating: 2.5

fuck yeah, listening to this now!

Album Rating: 4.0

Solid album, and nice Lovecraft-ian review! Very "At the Mountains of Madness".

Album Rating: 4.5

"A strange creature, like a cross between a wolf and a mystical forest elf, emerged from the brush. It introduced itself as a “Thuja.” Now, we did not and we still have no idea what in Mother Nature’s name a Thuja is. We also have no idea why it was magical or what it ruled over, as it kept calling itself a magical emperor. It was, however, a pretty chill dude: it accompanied us for the rest of our first day, which consisted of breathtaking peaks, valleys, and landscapes."

To this day I still think of this magical Thuja character whenever I listen to the song.