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CelestialDust
March 13th 2011


3170 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

don't sigh timbo it's bad for your spirit

NightofCydonia
March 17th 2011


29 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I kind of wish the second half of this album didn't exist. Pales in comparison to the first half.



Walk it back definitely riffs off band of horses.....

AtavanHalen
March 17th 2011


17919 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

You're kidding, right? Do you have any idea how much longer R.E.M. have been around than Band of Horses? Just to make sure you have a full awareness of how stupid you sound.

thatoneguy726
April 11th 2011


1669 Comments


I've only heard Überlin so far, but I'm kind of eh

pencils3
April 14th 2011


44 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

It Happened Today.



Do you know what happened today?



Michael Stipe checked the track listing for his most recent tranche of aimless, meandering ‘songs’, and realised that he didn’t have an anthemic singalong to elevate the album above bare, forgettable mediocrity. Rather than writing his own original composition – because let’s face it, that hasn’t helped old Mumblin’ Mike too often in the past, he bolted together two other successful tracks. Having speeded up the main chord progression from ‘Let It Be’, all that was left was to take the repeated musical refrain from The Foo Fighters ‘In Times Like These’ and fashion his very own Frankenstein’s monster.



Result? Chuck that on – they’ll never notice. If they've sat through the other 14 overrated issues from our collection, they'll buy this one too.

AtavanHalen
April 15th 2011


17919 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Cool story dickhead.

CelestialDust
April 15th 2011


3170 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

who to avoid in life!

-smug people that don't* know how to crack a joke

-someone who refers to Michael Stipe as "old mumblin Mike" and says things like "having speeded up"

-people who are obsessed with pencils

-someone who thinks that "let it be" has a four chord progression that is unique and should never/ has never been touched







thatoneguy726
April 24th 2011


1669 Comments


OUCH

pencils3
April 25th 2011


44 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Folk on the Sputnik site becoming personal because they don't like someone else's opinion of their 4 or 3.5 rated album? Nooo... I can't believe that.

speed2cruisecontrol
April 25th 2011


95 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

lol

pencils3
April 25th 2011


44 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

@speed2cruisecontrol:



Hi there. I'm good, thanks. How are you?

speed2cruisecontrol
April 25th 2011


95 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

wasn't talking to you bro

pencils3
April 25th 2011


44 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

@speed2cruisecontrol:



Not now that you've edited your comments to make it a greeting instead of your opinion on my view of Staind, you didn't.



Look, I can do that too...

speed2cruisecontrol
April 25th 2011


95 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Result? Chuck that on – they’ll never notice. If they've sat through the other 14 overrated issues from our collection, they'll buy this one too




translation: I don't like this band so i'm going to make a sweeping generalisation that the people who do must be unthinking troglodytes.



Having speeded up the main chord progression from ‘Let It Be’, all that was left was to take the repeated musical refrain from The Foo Fighters ‘In Times Like These’ and fashion his very own Frankenstein’s monster




translation: I believe that the Foo Fighters invented the concept of musical refrains on their hit single "Times Like These". Any other band in history that has used a musical refrain is imitating the Foo Fighters hit single "Times Like These. Also, check this out, I just figured out that the chord progression in the Beatles "Let it Be" has been used in countless other songs, both popular and obscure.



Rather than writing his own original composition – because let’s face it, that hasn’t helped old Mumblin’ Mike too often in the past, he bolted together two other successful tracks.




translation: I think Michael Stipe is solely responsible for writing R.E.M.'s music.



Staind The Illusion of Progress

This is sheer quality from beginning to end. Raining Again, Pardon Me, and the stratospherically beautiful Tangled Up In You make this indisputably amazing.




translation: I like to dress up as my mother and fuck my dad.

pencils3
April 25th 2011


44 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

@speed2cruisecontrol:



And I quote from your last as yet unedited comment...



translation: I like to dress up as my mother and fuck my dad.



Lovely. Not only are you revisionist, but you have a fine mouth on you. I'm sure your family is very proud.



Just finished reading Q Magazine's review on this album, and I don't appear to be completely alone in my take on this release. Couple of quotes from the review by John Harris:



"Promises of a 15th album return to form are wide of the mark"

"...not a patch on their peak work"

"... not nearly as consistent, vital or accomplished as either of (AFTP or OOT)"

"...pleasant but too anodyne..."

"...Every Day Is Yours To Win amounts to a sugary dud"

"...lyrics so daft..."

"So where does that leave them? Somewhere between pointlessness and real inspiration, with another record to add to the pile".



You may disagree, but not everyone rates this very highly.



speed2cruisecontrol
April 26th 2011


95 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Just finished reading Q Magazine's review on this album




This comment is up there with "Just finished firebombing a child's birthday party" in terms of its irrelevance to this discussion or any music criticism of note.



You may disagree, but not everyone rates this very highly.




Not everybody like new music album????? This is news to me... I hear rumours of remote African tribes gathering on hilltops and linking hands while singing along to Discoverer so I'm not sure where you're getting your info from buddy...



I don't care if people don't like this or any other album, it's your idiot reasoning and misguidedly smug attitude that I object to, as outlined in the points of my previous comment that you still haven't responded to





pencils3
April 26th 2011


44 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I'm pretty certain that my opinion of the album is clear. I'm equally certain that my opinion of you needs little clarification. Holding a discussion with someone who routinely edits their previous comments in the way that you have, and whose manner and language are so polite and appropriate holds no interest for me.

speed2cruisecontrol
April 26th 2011


95 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Bye!

valrus
November 20th 2011


45 Comments


Q Magazine: Collapse Into Now not as good as Automatic for the People. Film at 11.



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