sea i honestly wasn't sure if a tribute to that iluvatar review could be pulled off, but congratulations, you did it. also the knott at the end was the perfect finisher.

this is so perfect. excellent, excellent job Sea. I wish I could pos more than once.

Album Rating: 1.0

BEST REVIEW EVER ON THIS SITE

thanks guys! I had fun writing it

eric just isn't elite enough for this album

Album Rating: 1.0

review was hilarious but i love this album so i troll neg'd and am going to make shitty butthurt list about how i wasn't mentioned.

review ruled hard. buuttttt

"ctrl-f: feit
nothing found"
WAHHHWAAAHHHWAAAAHHHH

So much time wasted in this review.

I'm with you I mean how hard is it to talk about winning a rabbit in a review.

Ya bro it is kinda of coherent in a way i see now.

I'd also like to point out that I rated this album for you Sea... that means a lot

aw seaanemry ily : )

Its terrible but also awesome at the same time!

Its Schrodinger's review!

No mention of me in this review?

Fauxk you too, buddy.

Awesome concept, wish you would have taken more time with it though.

why does it seem like I didn't take much time with it?

cause you didnt mention how much of a counterfeit the lead singer is

Mostly just because a lot of the names and references just seem to be there for the sake of being there (which I guess all of them are), while others were rather nicely integrated into the narrative.

hidden track: dryden

Damn there goes my killer band name idea.

New idea: sputnikmusic.com. Patent pending!