"As sparse his Cohen’s home country, and as desolate and melancholic as it may be"

I think you mean "as sparse as", js

atavan say something like "so who the fuck are you? ive never even heard of you anyways man so THERE"

thatd wrap this up quite nicely

you know ilu atavan but i think you are outnumbered here. just agree to disagree.

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No, you seem to be far too busy misquoting me and blowing everything out of proportion like a butthurt drama queen, and I really don't want to spoil your fun.



I know who you are, but I wish I didn't.

alex you're really beating a dead horse now

"No, you seem to be far too busy misquoting me and blowing everything out of proportion like a butthurt drama queen,
and I really don't want to spoil your fun."

Nobody's doing that :C robertson just acts dickish sometimes

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I wasn't talking to you.

sorry everyone Atavan is my alt. I was trying to be the first one to get a reaction out of Sea

...I'll shut up now.

lol ok

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That joke only works if the user is older than the user they are talking about.

alt's got a mind of it's own.

Also this was a very long term plan.

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I'm a fucking genius.

guys lester bangs used the first person shit and he's like the best music critic i think. so it probz okay for us.

only one person is arguing with you.

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It's him.

i had a nice conversation with leonard cohen after seeing him in concert about two years ago. we were standing by the merch stall and i asked him what he thought about the jeff buckley cover etc etc and he was super friendly and it was just generally a pleasant chat. then, as i'm getting ready to shake his hand or something and be on my way, he adds 'you bought a shirt yet?'

i sort of smirked and was like 'not yet!' in a bit of a sarcastic tone, not in a mean way (i have a really dry sense of humour and thought it was funny he was asking me whether i'd bought his own merch) but he just kept staring at me with this suggestive look (he would not take his eyes off me) and it got really really awkward for what seemed like a couple minutes so i added '...they're out of my size'

the guy selling merch hears this because he's standing literally right fucking behind me and goes 'nooope, no, we're fully stocked' and the smug bastard starts pulling out mediums like it's nobodys business (as if they wouldnt have size 'm' in stock?) and the shirt is just awful looking - it's got this glaring distorted drawing of cohens face on the front and 'european tour' + dates written in goofy lettering on the back and is just generally not nice to look at - and i'm standing there like an idiot about to fork out 6 euros because an old guy has evil eyes

/uncomfortable

Story is too funny not to be true.

i figure he stations himself for conversation by the merch table just to pull that off on unsuspecting concert-goers

total con

no he probably does it to amuse himself. I think my mom hooked up with him. She was the biggest Cohen fan ever. Like we have every book and album signed.