"the review is in general very awkward to read and actually makes me not want to listen to an album i quite like. your descriptions are painfully generic. you really need to read your reviews out loud after you write them so you can actually hear how disjointed and amateurish they sound."
And I'd probably take a lot longer to write. Quality>Quantity by a great deal.

Album Rating: 5.0

Cool review dude pos'd now just need to track this down, going shopping today so might be able to pick it up (although i doubt it) but hey i might get lucky

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Album Rating: 4.5

Thanks for the criticism Rasp.

this is better than usual i guess

Thanks for the criticism Rasp.

Album Rating: 4.5

No dude it's all good. I understand where you're coming from.

Album Rating: 3.5

Boy was that some constructive criticism rasp, anyway, album was waaaay depressing. Talk about tortured screams, don't know what I am going to rate this yet. I enjoyed the review as well Hawks, good job, pos.

Album Rating: 4.5

Thanks buddy. And yeah album is depressing as balls.

Album Rating: 4.5

Well then get on this shit!

Album Rating: 3.5

Just make sure you don't have a gun or rope nearby or you may be tempted to use them. This seriously put some disturbing images in my head, the guys voice was insane.

Album Rating: 4.5

I told you haha.

Album Rating: 3.5

I know, but good hell...

Album Rating: 4.5

Have you heard Silencer yet Gmork? If you think this guy is fucked up then go listen to them and you'll have a whole new definition of insane.

Album Rating: 3.5

I haven't yet, I will check it out tonight after work man.

Album Rating: 4.5

Well be prepared, that's all I'm saying.

If only you guys actually understood french. For DSBM this actually has some pretty badass lyrics

he wont be able to handle it

Album Rating: 4.5

If only you guys actually understood french. For DSBM this actually has some pretty badass lyrics

he wont be able to handle it

Album Rating: 3.5

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