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BallsToTheWall
January 16th 2010


52578 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I feel like my ears are being raped by Cthulhu. Love the drums.

lobby
January 20th 2010


1251 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

First three songs were horrendous. The rest were pretty average blackened death with not much here to make me choose this over similar artists.

rasputin
January 20th 2010


14968 Comments


First three songs were horrendous. The rest were pretty average blackened death with not much here to make me choose this over similar artists.

roflmao yeah you better just stick with your mastodon

lobby
January 20th 2010


1251 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

yeah i will. mastodon is a great band, and one of the first metal albums i really enjoyed what's the problem?

Dryden
January 20th 2010


13585 Comments


this rules

ov420
January 20th 2010


300 Comments


i hate fags with bad taste who decide to one listen good albums

qwe3
January 20th 2010


21836 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

mastodon is a great band




here's where you're wrong

BallsToTheWall
January 20th 2010


52578 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

O rly? I might just want a bagel with my coffee.

qwe3
January 20th 2010


21836 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

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TheSpirit
Emeritus
January 20th 2010


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Portal>Mastodon

lobby
January 20th 2010


1251 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

rasputin always comes along and needs to remind me i had blood mountain at a 5...i don't even like those guys anymore, but this album is average

rasputin
January 21st 2010


14968 Comments


um no it's not

lobby
January 21st 2010


1251 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Sputnik Rule 532: Agree with Rasputin or he'll be a dick to you.

qwe3
January 21st 2010


21836 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

music rule 1: listen to good music

Dryden
January 21st 2010


13585 Comments


always follow rule 1

KILL
January 21st 2010


81582 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

rule 2: realise the cynic guys portal thing was better than this

rasputin
January 21st 2010


14968 Comments


Sputnik Rule 532: Agree with Rasputin or he'll be a dick to you.

I'm not a dick if your opinions aren't actually ridiculous. Listening to random extreme metal albums when you've barely heard any and then giving them bad ratings because you don't have any clue about them makes you a tard. You're like that idiot who doesn't listen to any black metal then tries to listen to Grand Belial's Key and thinks it's shit.

lobby
January 21st 2010


1251 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

i'm not a tard if i hear similar music to this and can compare the quality of that to this and therefore conclude that this is worse.

rasputin
January 21st 2010


14968 Comments


okay name three bands that are similar to Portal

lobby
January 21st 2010


1251 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

well, as i've told you in the past, i'm new to music, and i hardly know every genre inside out, but Behemoth sound similar to this, and they are much better.



edit: i've heard necrophobic's 09 release which was better than this too.



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