HE'S A MANIAC!!! MANIAC!!! THATS FOR SURE. HE WILL KILL YOUR CAT AND NAIL HIM TO THE DOOR.
HES A MANIAC, MANIAC.
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Poet...its time to get you out of your power metal confines and into the deep dark world that is black metal. BURZUM NAO!!
I love my power metal confines lol.
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Album Rating: 4.5
I need some more power metal.
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^And there we have it. Pretty much the funniest post ever on this site.
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If that was not a joke, I have lost faith in humanity. Again.
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More like the stupidest one.
Hawks gets to listen to whatever music he likes (even terrible black metal), that doesn't really make him a rebel.This Message Edited On 07.15.08
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Wait guys, I am "opening my eyes and my heart" *stabs himself*
OH GOD SOMEONE HELP M--- *collapse*This Message Edited On 07.15.08
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Lol
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Um guys, you're asking if this is a joke, try looking at his screenname. And I for one laughed hysterically.
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Why do so many idiots keep logging on to make jokes? I would complain about it more, but I have a gaping chest wound to take care of.
....did you know that if you stab yourself in the heart, it hurts?
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....did you know that if you stab yourself in the heart, it hurts?
Jack, do you bleed blood, or do you bleed... butter.
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I haven't tried it before Jacktiger. I've stabbed myself in the throat, but that pain is overrated.
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Such are my skills, that I can get a thread to talk about stabbing themselves in places.
And for your information SHOOT-E, (that's your name now) I actually bleed pineapple juice. The butter already comes out of a different orifice.
Poet, everyone knows the classic game of "how badly can I stab my throat" is overrated already. Did you miss the blood tinged memo?
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Wait, the reviewer?
Cause, honestly, I thought I made a better case by stabbing myself in the heart.
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CANT YOU SEE THIS MAN IS TROUBLED?
Musically, or Physically?
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I prefer I can't belive it's not butter tbh. It's much healthier and a lot easier to keep my Manowar physique than to over indulge in that cheap, lard ridden crap.
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But can you play a 5 hour show?
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And still keep up with all the cheese?
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Anyway, as much as I hate to rain on your parade, lets get back to the topic of crappy black metal.
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Then you will have to run over to the Assassins thread. Not to be confused with the Assassin's thread, where you get killed.
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