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brickhed
Contributing Reviewer
January 16th 2026


1600 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i do not care for arthropod comments, we are not the same

arthropod
January 16th 2026


2704 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Did you know that barnacles posess penises eight times longer than the whole rest of their body

JayEnder
January 16th 2026


22931 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I don't wanna hear another word from you

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 16th 2026


120466 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Lmao

Demon of the Fall
January 16th 2026


39652 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I didn’t say I cared for their comments, to be clear

It just inadvertently led to some ‘interesting’ (lol) comparisons

Jurtz
January 16th 2026


5503 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Only a barnacle would 3 this, must be the massive penis (but tiny balls)

arthropod
January 16th 2026


2704 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Not long ago you attributed my stance to the lack of locomotory cillia. Just admit that semantics ain't your strength.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 16th 2026


120466 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Men So Vile

Jurtz
January 16th 2026


5503 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Wasn't me, I just agreed with it

Jurtz
January 16th 2026


5503 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Semantics might not be my strength, but at least I've got good ears

arthropod
January 16th 2026


2704 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

1. In a way that was clearly aimed against arthropoda. Arthropoda shall remember that and retaliate. Arthropoda are in the trees and in the water, and in your respiratory system if we count other members of Panarthropoda. All roads lead to arthropoda. Reject the Holocene, return to the Carboniferous.

2. No. Now imma get back to jamming Avatar.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 16th 2026


120466 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Lol Avatar.

Jurtz
January 16th 2026


5503 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Sneak edit, but we saw it. ;)

arthropod
January 16th 2026


2704 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Considered the Avatar insert was unnecessary but have it back if you wish lol. And accept my pre-emptive "fuck off", they fucking slap. Juicy bass tone and jams for days.

Jurtz
January 16th 2026


5503 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Which Avatar, the Swedish one?

arthropod
January 16th 2026


2704 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

The Swedish one.

suppatime
January 28th 2026


2020 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

i fuked with black waltz when it came out so long ago lol

Senetrix666
February 23rd 2026


1714 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

seeing this album played in full in a brewery close to my apartment was not on my 2026 bingo card but here we are. 🤘

RadioSuicide
February 23rd 2026


2951 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Jealous, that sounds awesome

combustion07
February 23rd 2026


12970 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Can’t remember what year but I got to see it played in full at a pretty small venue here. Probably like 2017ish. Dude did a pretty good job for not being Lord Worm too



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