Cryptopsy None So Vile
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brickhed
January 16th 2026


1510 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i do not care for arthropod comments, we are not the same

arthropod
January 16th 2026


2244 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Did you know that barnacles posess penises eight times longer than the whole rest of their body

JayEnder
January 16th 2026


22770 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I don't wanna hear another word from you

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 16th 2026


117073 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Lmao

Demon of the Fall
January 16th 2026


39169 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I didn’t say I cared for their comments, to be clear

It just inadvertently led to some ‘interesting’ (lol) comparisons

Jurtz
January 16th 2026


5383 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Only a barnacle would 3 this, must be the massive penis (but tiny balls)

arthropod
January 16th 2026


2244 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Not long ago you attributed my stance to the lack of locomotory cillia. Just admit that semantics ain't your strength.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 16th 2026


117073 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Men So Vile

Jurtz
January 16th 2026


5383 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Wasn't me, I just agreed with it

Jurtz
January 16th 2026


5383 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Semantics might not be my strength, but at least I've got good ears

arthropod
January 16th 2026


2244 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

1. In a way that was clearly aimed against arthropoda. Arthropoda shall remember that and retaliate. Arthropoda are in the trees and in the water, and in your respiratory system if we count other members of Panarthropoda. All roads lead to arthropoda. Reject the Holocene, return to the Carboniferous.

2. No. Now imma get back to jamming Avatar.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 16th 2026


117073 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Lol Avatar.

Jurtz
January 16th 2026


5383 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Sneak edit, but we saw it. ;)

arthropod
January 16th 2026


2244 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Considered the Avatar insert was unnecessary but have it back if you wish lol. And accept my pre-emptive "fuck off", they fucking slap. Juicy bass tone and jams for days.

Jurtz
January 16th 2026


5383 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Which Avatar, the Swedish one?

arthropod
January 16th 2026


2244 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

The Swedish one.



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