Cryptopsy None So Vile
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evilford
January 12th 2026


71748 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

The capacity for human intelligence seems to limit any creative aptitudes [...]

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 12th 2026


116848 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Good thread boys.

Scoot
January 12th 2026


24177 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i do that rather well....don't you think?

AlkemestRedux
January 12th 2026


903 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

hhehehe this is bass!



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arthropod
January 12th 2026


2214 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Metal died in 1985.

jrlikestodance
January 12th 2026


6918 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Band transcends genre, and cultural norms. At their worst, they are a pop band breaking the mold for what is pop in its contemporary form. In an era of pop where songs are only getting shorter, and song structures more simplistic, Cryptopsy songs just get longer and more adventurous. The band is barely metal at this point, but I simply don't care. They are genre fluid in its most purist form. No matter what they write, their melodies are always drenched in an undeniable regal divinity.



Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 12th 2026


116848 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Lmao

Rowhaus
January 12th 2026


7271 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

God Cryptopsy fucking loves MUSIC. They love INSTRUMENTS. They even PLAY them. Their MUSIC ALBUM is a bunch of MUSIC SONGS about MUSIC. You can tell because the album cover is about MUSIC. EVERYTHING is an INSTRUMENT. This is a reference to the fact that their MUSIC ALBUM contains MUSIC

arthropod
January 12th 2026


2214 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

In tandem with the great French seer Nostradamus, Mayan astronomers predicted that an event of cosmic proportions would take place on December 21, 2012. Turns out they got the date wrong. It should actually be July 3, 1996, the day the monolith known as None So Vile split the galaxy wide open. So forget about your other records; this is the only one you'll need for millennia to come. I say that because this album is so vast, so immersive, listening to it in its entirety truly feels like millennia.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 12th 2026


116848 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

True.

climactic
January 12th 2026


22925 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

With this release, Cryptopsy has proved that they are the current masters of Prog. Progressive fans across the world are dying to see what the quartet brings next.

Jurtz
January 12th 2026


5368 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Oh dear

Confessed2005
January 12th 2026


7738 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Some very amusing comments on this page.

arthropod
January 12th 2026


2214 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Metal died in 1985 agreed.

brickhed
January 12th 2026


1502 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

metal died in 1984, with necrophlagia's first demo aktually

arthropod
January 12th 2026


2214 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

and Megadeth's first demo too

brickhed
January 12th 2026


1502 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

yeah if you think about it metal died with black sabbath

AlkemestRedux
January 12th 2026


903 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Megasuck more like

Kusangii
January 12th 2026


8524 Comments


Metal died in 1993. Only 12 good albums have been released since then (most of them in 1994, being already recorded by 1993). Metal achieved its creative peak in albums like Onward to Golgotha, Pure Holocaust, and The Red in the Sky is Ours, elevating the genre into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Slaughter of the Soul and Gojira, all its potential was squandered and the genre has been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden noise for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground metal into AC/DC).

brickhed
January 12th 2026


1502 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

plot twist - underground metal has always been ac/dc



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