Tool Lateralus
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BaselineOOO
May 22nd 2021


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

The Patient sounded mediocre to me for years but today I realized it's a 9.14/10 song.

Egarran
May 22nd 2021


36867 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

IF THERE WERE NO REWARDS TO REAP

parksungjoon
May 22nd 2021


47227 Comments


https://old.reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/gtook7/steve_albini_on_tool_lmao/

DavidYowi
May 22nd 2021


3512 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I grew up in southern California in the 90s with and around all those bands. Let me tell you something about them, they're the type of bands that never get big because they are just good enough to be underground local bands, but not good enough to leave their little followings. Helmet? Neurosis? Come on, this guy is a full on scene kid - never made it so he shits on everyone who did. I swear to god hooker with a penis was written for guys like him. I promise you, he's heard of tool, he just cant let on or his hipster friends will take his IPA away from him.

Helmet.... there's a band I haven't heard in a long long while. Nobody's heard anything but Betty and we havent even thought about that album since 1994!

LeddSledd
May 22nd 2021


7445 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

everybody in that thread is retarded lmao



this is your brain on Tool fanboyism

JohnnyoftheWell
May 22nd 2021


64287 Comments


^is this pasta too I just woke up and am confused

JohnnyoftheWell
May 22nd 2021


64287 Comments


Okay it is thank fuck lol it's gonna be a good day

GhandhiLion
May 22nd 2021


17793 Comments


amazing thread ye

reposting cause new page:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/nie4uj/this_sculpture_i_stumbled_upon_in_south_korea/

LeddSledd
May 22nd 2021


7445 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I bet he'd like Tool better if they remained underground.



Also, I saw Albini's band Shellac last year at Primavera and walked away after two songs, it was just a bunch of noise.

DavidYowi
May 23rd 2021


3512 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I cannot imagine being a Tool fan and being this snobby about Helmet. They have such a similar rhythmic foundation. Even some Neurosis albums have some rhythmic similarities. Like dude I promise you you'll also like those bands

parksungjoon
May 23rd 2021


47227 Comments


>I cannot imagine being a Tool fan and being this snobby about Helmet

really? unwarranted self-importance is like the defining trait of tool fans

but it doesnt help that helmet's best album is not as popular as some of the other ones

nol
May 23rd 2021


12280 Comments


nobody has ever liked this album ever

nol
May 23rd 2021


12280 Comments


liking tool is fake and gay

BaselineOOO
May 23rd 2021


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I agree with you Yowi, Shellac is trash, yeah, my ex was into them and I always was disgusted by it. All bands in that list are subpar as well. I don't know Steve Albini and I don't know why he's important? but it's easier than ever to call him a monkey.

Egarran
May 23rd 2021


36867 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I have now actually read this review and it's really good

Pikazilla
May 23rd 2021


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

what kind of moron truly thinks fear inoculum is better than this [2]

teamster
May 23rd 2021


6464 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I haven’t listened to this in full in years. The Grudge is my fav track.

R4zor3dge
May 24th 2021


1453 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

People really think Fear is better than this? Lol

JohnnyoftheWell
May 24th 2021


64287 Comments


Shellac is somehow both even more of an incel band and 7even times better than Tool at the same time and quite frankly they deserve a medal for this

BaselineOOO
May 24th 2021


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Nah, nice try really but in the end they're just trash and even incels think they're pathetic. They sound like a band of redditors trying to mimic art.



Shellac's Riding Bikes is the very worst song I heard in the last 10 years. And that's saying a lot, considering Black Midi and Taylor Swift exists.



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