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MaynardJKeenan
April 27th 2018


97 Comments


Billy never said anything like that. You should also get a haircut, that fad died out in 1989. Free t shirts this weekend. Thanks for purchasing my albums.

Jasdevi087
April 27th 2018


8176 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Thecreal reason this came out so lame is cause the band collectively do not have enough hair. Even with James

DropTune
April 27th 2018


1292 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Thanks for buying the album, Darius, and for reading the credits. On behalf of our new-age Buddah Maynard James Keenan, I wanted to grant you a free koozie from the A Perfect Circle shop. We have so many to choose from! All koozies come in various colors of orange. I know this may sound overwhelming, but let me tell ya, Maynard's wine tastes even better in your very own A Perfect Circle koozie. Don't hesitate to visit the site (https://store.aperfectcircle.com/) and use the promo code CREDITS to claim your free koozie. Thanks for buying the album.

MaynardJKeenan
April 27th 2018


97 Comments


Quit stepping on my toes. I'm trying to run a business here. Anyhoo, yeah we also have koozies and keychains. If you want a wall poster of the album art, please contact my agent. Once again, a tremendous amount of thanks from your Ego free God in the flesh, me.

sizeofanocean
April 27th 2018


3761 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I love this site so much

DropTune
April 27th 2018


1292 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

My apologies Lord Keenan. Darius has been such great suggestions to us about our future record. I thought his efforts deserved a welly made, high quality, overly useful drink koozie for his hard work.

sizeofanocean
April 27th 2018


3761 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

He sold his soul to make a record, and you dipshit bought one

Titan
April 27th 2018


26488 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

you guys hear this?



http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/tool-debuts-new-music-in-tour-promo-video/

kfad95
April 27th 2018


49 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

The personnel list on that wiki pretty much says that it’s just ashes divide mk2



God damn i miss fresse he was the only thing that made emotive a somewhat okay album











Toondude10
April 27th 2018


15372 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

oh shit



it's actually happening

sizeofanocean
April 27th 2018


3761 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Meh, it's just Ascending and they've been playing that stuff for quite a while now live

Titan
April 27th 2018


26488 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

i figured haha

MaynardJKeenan
April 27th 2018


97 Comments


I hope the world is ready for this, presumably not. In any case, I am with Danny right now going over some tracks. I just wanted you all to know it is going to sound like nothing you have ever heard. I released my inner God, the Divine and the Ajna Chakra as well as took the band to Peru for an Ayahuasca vision. I would like to thank my Spirit Guide for making it possible. This was necessary for the recording sessions. Anyhoo, did anyone check out the free t shirts?

sizeofanocean
April 27th 2018


3761 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Goddamnit Maynard

sizeofanocean
April 27th 2018


3761 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

This thread is so damn funny at times

Wubs
April 28th 2018


1211 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Huh, I was gonna stop by Peru myself.

Source
April 28th 2018


19917 Comments


A role player alt? Should liven up the site for a few minutes.

MaynardJKeenan
April 28th 2018


97 Comments


I am flattered, really. But I already said the t shirts are free. No need to be pretend friends.

Source
April 28th 2018


19917 Comments


Lol

Wubs
April 28th 2018


1211 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Would you like to glide on, slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick?



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