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unclereich
January 12th 2026


14318 Comments


Sorry dude but fuck the birds and duck the pats

Cormano
January 12th 2026


4522 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I knew missing that extra point was gonna cost us a lot fuck Elliott

Feather
January 12th 2026


11617 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Watching that bears game at a packed bar in Chicago was one of my favorite sport moments of all time

Wildcardbitchesss
January 12th 2026


20614 Comments


Awh I’m happy for you! And me! Yay us!

Wildcardbitchesss
January 12th 2026


20614 Comments


Well Philly lost so there goes that. That was the game I was least confident in so I got a backup parlay of all that minus Philly. If the pats and Texans can manage a win I’ll have made like a grand this weekend just sitting on my ass

Cormano
January 12th 2026


4522 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

smart move, this wasn't a good season for me overall unlike last year, friend of mine made 20k betting only like a hundred on december last season it was unbelievable

Wildcardbitchesss
January 12th 2026


20614 Comments


Lucky mf good for him

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
January 12th 2026


19113 Comments


really happy to see bryce young turn into an actually functional (good?!?) qb. like his playstyle a lot when he is on. rams looking very mortal lately

all time meltdown from matt lafleur, some of the worst clock management you'll ever see down the stretch. if caleb could start consistently showing up in qtrs 1-3 he'd be bona fide elite

tough way for the jags to go out but the future looks bright. just an insane josh allen performance.

philly's offensive ineptitude was unbelievable yesterday. got gifted two terrible purdy picks and faced off against an entire 2nd string defense and still went 3 & out on half their drives. oc is straight to the unemployment line, but i hate to beg the question after last year's sb... are we sure jalen hurts is good?

herbert is afc dak. its cemented. i don't care how beat up the oline is, i don't care about greg roman (lamar looked plenty elite with him not that long ago), your defense only gives up 16 and you still lose by multiple tds? had the pats d looking like the 85 bears. banned from all "elite qb" discussions, to be re-evaluated next january.

LightAndGlass
January 12th 2026


1776 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I'm so happy I never have to see Kevin Patullo call another game for the Eagles ever again. Sweet freedom. Awesome to punt away a year with an incredibly stacked roster because the head coach and OC suck ass though. I know Sirianni won't get fired this offseason but he should. They Birds won it all in spite of him, not because of him. I knew they weren't repeating back in week 3 though so I'm not even mad at the loss, just relieved.



"are we sure jalen hurts is good?"



Absolutely. Dude is a baller. It's not his fault he never has open receivers because his coaches don't know what an NFL offense looks like. He was an MVP candidate in 2022 and Super Bowl MVP last year.

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
January 12th 2026


19113 Comments


dude undoubtedly brings it in the super bowl but i can't help but feel like this is kinda always what their pass game looks like post-2022, even for a lot of last year.

the eagles have the most expensive offense in the entire league, while also somehow maintaining an elite defense. 2 WR1s and arguably the league's best RB. oline took a step back and patullo surely sucks... but i feel like he shouldn't need the best players at every single position plus an awesome oc for the offense to be halfway functional.

i just can't imagine the offense looks anywhere near this bad if they had pretty much any other qb in these playoffs

LightAndGlass
January 12th 2026


1776 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Hurts single-handedly won games in 2023 with another bad OC and a terrible defense. He basically solo'd the Bills game when they won in OT. Last year there were issues with the passing game and Hurts was inconsistent but I still feel like that's in part due to how Sirianni wants to run the offense. Hurts also balled at times this year but legitimately almost never had receivers open. He had to try forcing just about everything and between Brown and Smith, they had 4 drops on 3rd down last night - the most in any playoff game since they started recording the stat in 2006 and the most the team had in any game this season. Hurts also was basically not allowed to run this year and we had zero run game to open things up for him.

AJ Brown also half-assed it a lot this year and seemed pretty checked out. Did you see how dogshit the offense was against the Commanders with McKee at QB? It's the coaching, not Hurts. There's zero doubt Hurts is a good QB and all the professionals like Brady and Warner will tell you that he's not the problem. Is he a top 5 guy? No. He can play at a top 12 level though when he's not hamstrung by his coaching. Jalen never airs out grievances with the team in public and yet he said last week in an interview that the coaching and play calling was the problem and then told Niners players on the field last night that they were well-coached.

Wildcardbitchesss
January 13th 2026


20614 Comments


Alex, Hawks… I’m sorry, but I really need a fuckin Texans win.

Shit don’t look good so far

Wildcardbitchesss
January 13th 2026


20614 Comments


god fucking damn, I walk away for like 15 mins and the Texans like tripled their score what the fuck

Sorry boys, it was a stalemate for a while there

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
January 13th 2026


19113 Comments


yeah that's about what i expected, give or take the defensive tds

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 13th 2026


120548 Comments


Fire Tomlin.

LightAndGlass
January 13th 2026


1776 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

As a Rodgers and Steelers hater, that was an immensely satisfying 4th quarter.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 13th 2026


120548 Comments


Browns fan?

LightAndGlass
January 13th 2026


1776 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Eagles fan that grew up in Ravens country

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 13th 2026


120548 Comments


Ahhhhh, gotcha lol.

vult
January 13th 2026


3443 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

yeah i fell asleep at end of Q3 and was thinking "yeah i'll wake up to like a 14-10 final", oh how wrong i was



that texans / pats game next week has me excited



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