Album Rating: 3.5

Guys, they dropped the new song!

https://youtu.be/E8gmARGvPlI

Album Rating: 4.0

Lmao you cunt

Album Rating: 3.5

I think it's quite good tbh

Album Rating: 3.5

I know they haven't released the official album art but that golden font is already an eyesore.

Last Christmas by Wham is legit my wife's favourite song of all time

Album Rating: 3.5

At least it's not Feliz Navidad

Oh you son of a bitch I hate that song and now it's in my head

Album Rating: 3.5

Lol oops

Album Rating: 4.5

Still got an eighth of shrooms for August 30th. I’ve shown amazing restraint so far.

Album Rating: 4.5

Lateralus (5)

Aenima (5)

10k Days (4.5)

Undertow (4.5)

Opiate (4)

Album Rating: 4.0

Damn, are you really going to trip on your first listen? Your views on the album are going to be totally skewed haha. I'd save that for when I'm familiar with the album so it puts a new spin on it.

Album Rating: 4.0

To be fair, if I had access to mushrooms I would absolutely do the same. Tripping to Lateralus is the best experience, can't even imagine how fucking amazing of an experience hearing new Tool for the first time on shrooms would be.

Album Rating: 5.0

Damn you Larkin, I was gonna drop acid on August 30th but my schedule won't allow me to. Jealous of you!

Album Rating: 4.5

buying grow kits is legal *taps nose*

Album Rating: 4.5

People crap on this because:

a) "goes downhill after the pot"



Wrong, both Rosetta Stone and Right In Two are great jams.



b) "has fewer songs"



It's literally one song less than all their past albums.



Lets do a song count:

Undertow - 9 songs total without Disgustipated

Aenima - 9 songs without intermissions

Lateralus - 9 songs without intermissions

10,000 Days - 8 songs without intermissions



I gotta admit, though, I dislike Lipan Conjuring at least where its placed. On the flip side this has Jambi, probably my favorite song by them and what got me into Tool.

Album Rating: 4.5

Damn, are you really going to trip on your first listen?



Affirmative.

Album Rating: 4.5

I mean, will I get the chance to trip to a new Tool album ever again? Doubt.



On the flip side this has Jambi, probably my favorite song by them and what got me into Tool.



Yup Jambi is the best track on this and a top 10 Tool song for me. It can’t beat Lateralus, The Grudge, Third Eye, Aenima though.

Album Rating: 4.5

*Blesses immunity*

Nooo don't recast your tale with your allegorical elegy your so sexy aha

Album Rating: 4.5

*Exorcises maladies*