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vult
January 7th 2026


3443 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"Both kickers should be fucking ashamed that they even put their teams in this position"



i blame both offenses WAY more than the kickers tbh.



Wildcardbitchesss
January 7th 2026


20623 Comments


The field goal is way more understandable and them not even trying to get better field position still blows my mind. Fuckin 14 seconds and two timeouts and they center it like 44 yards is an absolute guarantee, so yeah I’ll agree there but missing a PAT that would put you up by 3 when the seasons on the line is inexcusable and I’m mostly saying that because of the years it took off my life from stress alone

trilo
January 7th 2026


7230 Comments


i'm not holding that against harbs tbh loop was perfect within 50 all year and with how shit our blocking has been, how good the steelers d-line is and henry having uncharacteristic fumbling issues there's a real shot we get blown up for a negative play or worse turn the ball over. 44 yds is free for any nfl kicker kid just shanked it there's really nothing more to it.

happy to see harbs gone tho. the mental lapses have plagued this team almost his entire tenure. like i do think he's a good coach and will instantly make another team better but his message has gotten stale in the org and we need a fresh perspective. very andy reid-esque breakup. super excited for the future. this is one of the best job openings ever and we should be able to get whoever we want



AlexKzillion
Emeritus
January 7th 2026


19113 Comments


believe it or not, boswell's extra point was actually blocked apparently, per the nfl

Wildcardbitchesss
January 7th 2026


20623 Comments


interesting

well good on the D

Wildcardbitchesss
January 11th 2026


20623 Comments


If the rams play like that again they’re gonna be a second round exit. Valiant effort from a team that should’ve lost by a lot more… and thank Christ I picked the Panthers at +10.5, I was very nervous about that but then I remembered how bad the Rams fucked me with that game in Atlanta.

Wildcardbitchesss
January 11th 2026


20623 Comments


Now I just need a bears win and I’ll make a cool $430

Wildcardbitchesss
January 11th 2026


20623 Comments


fuck I didn’t mean to pick the spread… okay Bears -2.5. Goddamnit I hope that doesn’t bite me in the ass

unclereich
January 11th 2026


14318 Comments


I was just talking shit about Missouri only seconds ago, made me think of you! I wish you well in your gambling endeavors go team!

Wildcardbitchesss
January 11th 2026


20623 Comments


Missouri sucks ass fam fuck this shithole state.

But it aint going so well. I stopped watching. Bears are shitting the bed and I have better shit to do.

Hopefully they can get it together and pull out a win but I don’t have a lot of hope, but thanks amigo. After the postseason I’m gonna slow down on the gambling. I’ve made a lot of money but goddamn, if the bears can manage to win by 3 that’s like $550 in my pocket. Unreal that the team with the losing record played better than these chumps.

Wildcardbitchesss
January 11th 2026


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And aren’t the packers missing a fuckin all star lineman?

Fucking inexcusable.

At least I used some spare bonus bet money and put it on the packers parlayed with a couple of NBA teams. But man, a bears win on the spread would pay my personal property tax and my rent for the month.

unclereich
January 11th 2026


14318 Comments


Still time left. Ben Johnson has been getting out coached and Caleb looks no different than his college days. Defense has bent but not broken.

Wildcardbitchesss
January 11th 2026


20623 Comments


JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

don’t give me hope.

Wildcardbitchesss
January 11th 2026


20623 Comments


Without that delay of game that FG would’ve been fucking money

Just get 3, take it into OT… if they get a touchdown here I’ll be one happy mf

Wildcardbitchesss
January 11th 2026


20623 Comments


HOLY FUCKING SHIT

alright cmon D. Green Bay has 1 timeout and about a minute and a half. And they need a touchdown. This is gonna be the hardest drive of their season and I’m gonna lose my mind if they fuck this up

Wildcardbitchesss
January 11th 2026


20623 Comments


FUCK YES FUCK YES $550 MOTHERFUCKER

Rent and my taxes paid baby I’m the happiest guy around rn

Yall think they’ll fire mlf?

unclereich
January 11th 2026


14318 Comments


Congrats buddy! Happy for you. What a fuckin game

Wildcardbitchesss
January 11th 2026


20623 Comments


thanks man! I can’t believe it. But I also just read a crazy fuckin stat. The bears outscored Green Bay 41-9 in the 4th quarter this season

Had I known that going in I would’ve been a lot less nervous. And yeah, insane game. That missed field goal and PAT was giving me ravens/steelers flashbacks.

now I got rent for the month, my personal property, and now I’ll be able to spend my tax refund on whatever tf I want. I’m absolutely giddy rn

trilo
January 11th 2026


7230 Comments


lmao classic jags chokejob lawrence is so mid what a bust. packers with a crazy choke too lafleur sucks so much. helluva wc weekend so far every game has been fun

Wildcardbitchesss
January 11th 2026


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I know man wild weekend so far. I’m pulling for the birds rn, I got a crazy 7 leg parlay going.
Indiana over Oregon
Panthers +7.5
Bears -2.5
Bills
just need the eagles, pats, and Texans to pull out wins and I’ll turn $10 into like $320



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