Album Rating: 4.0

must jam

Album Rating: 3.5

http://i.imgur.com/VgUgW.jpg

Album Rating: 4.0

Everything is fucking amazing but not something you'd cry to

Album Rating: 4.5

the amount of times i've broken down into a fetal position and cried to how to disappear completely is unimaginable

Album Rating: 4.5

lol snake ur a pussy

it takes a man to cry.

Album Rating: 4.0

def a pickle puffer

everyone has their talents.

Album Rating: 4.5

a wild kill appears

Album Rating: 4.5

my talents are eating salt and vinegar chips and sitting

Album Rating: 5.0

Autoerotic asphyxiation is a good pastime

(double post)

stay away from him, Snake. all those vinegar chips will make him taste terrible.

Album Rating: 5.0

Terrible like accidentally losing anal beads inside oneself

Album Rating: 4.5

been there done that

yeah except losing my Sputnikmusic virginity wasn't nearly as fun. though I did get to share the experience with you all so that makes me feel better.

Album Rating: 4.5

helpful tip: get better internet

Album Rating: 5.0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h7OXlPeMQI

I have to fight for every hour of internet because my parents think I'm online cybering and getting naked on cam for people I've never met. I'll take what bandwidth I can get.

I'm so going to place a lemon in a mates mouth when he's passed out. Next minute... "Person chokes to death on lemon slice" hmm..