Vespertine
Third
Homogenic
Dummy
Vulnicura
Debut
Volta
Post
Portishead
Medulla
Biophilia
Utopia

Album Rating: 5.0

Volta's placement made me wretch. Biophilla is mad underrated.

You need to like Portishead more (I would say Bjork less, but also no).

K, thanks.

For what it's worth, Medulla & upward are all 3.5+. Even Bio and Utopia are 3, which is still a good/positive score.
If we're talking about mad underrated, that'd be Volta. Never understood the hate.

Album Rating: 5.0

It's a fun albeit inconsistent album, no doubt. My eyes are just hurting seeing it above Post and Biophilia - and also Portishead s/t, but this is a silly comparison, obviously.

Album Rating: 5.0

The ultra mega falling in love with Björk has not really progressed from the early phases of newfound addiction the way I expected it to. That real OHMYGOSH-moment hasn't happened (...yet).



That said I prefer each Portishead album to all of Björk's. But no-one should be surprised by that at this point haha!

Album Rating: 5.0

I love Bjork, but if I had to make the choice between her entire discog and Portishead's, then I'd pick the latter every time despite the huge discrepancy in quantity. In fact if I was only allowed Dummy or Bjork's entire catalogue, the decision would probably still be the same.

Album Rating: 4.5

I also really love Bjork. Seen her live 3 times, always amazing.



Also have you seen her talk about a TV? ❤❤❤

i don't know how this thread turned into a thread about ranking portishead and bork (sounds like some johnnyofthewell bullshit) but

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Katya impersonating Bork >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Bork

lol
i think someone mistakenly thought someone else was talking about Debut, next thing we knew fire was born

Album Rating: 4.5

omg how can u not lobe bjork

she's obnoxious. i do like some bork though - her homophobic era was a lot more tasteful than her art-core era - but certainly not all of it. she's very gimmicky and although she is obviously a talented singer at the one unique thing she does, she has approximately zero versatility and is unable to deliver anything other than that one unique thing she does, even if it makes absolutely no sense with the music.

i've said it before but her vocal performances often come across like she recorded them before she ever actually heard the song she was supposed to be singing on.

Album Rating: 4.5

Thanks for a thoughtful and eloquent answer.



(I agree)



(I have seen her live 1 time though, it's pretty weird but fun)

it's good to be eccentric but i feel like bork overcompensates with it a touch

oh im sure bork live would be cool for sure

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SILENTPOTATO HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

"she has approximately zero versatility and is unable to deliver anything other than that one unique thing she does"
vaguely agreed with this for everything post-Vesp, not sure it works nearly as well for anything before (Cocoon/an Echo a stain/5 yrs/pluto/headphones/maybe other songs) and you could probs argue that Medulla gets a free pass because she went to hell and back to make the rest of the album creative (but those arguments would be lame because that alb kinda sucks) ok this is a warm take but not a hot one mm

as if i haven't been posted up in here long before yall mentioned my arch nemesis bork

agreed that it started happening after vaporeon but tbf i did specify that her homophobic era was more tasteful and those two are the albums i actually like

I don't remember if I liked Post

Post probs has her most varied vocal performance but she also screams and does seediness so idk you'd probs 1 it

I'll probs just go ahead and 5 it then