Lmao Jerry Jones is such a clown.

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Forgot this was a nfl thread for a minute and thought you were talking about Trophy Scars vocalist for a second lol Who, is apparently a real estate agent as well and currently trying to sell a 2.5M house lol

man that's not quite luka trade bad (they at least got a fair return on him) but that's such a demoralizing trade if you're a dallas fan. you have arguably the best edge rusher in the league and he's only 26... should be the easiest deal ever.

1) bills (14-3)
2) dolphins (8-9)
3) patriots (7-10)
4) jets (7-10)

1) chiefs (14-3)
2) chargers (10-7)
3) broncos (9-8)
4) raiders (8-9)

1) ravens (12-5)
2) bengals (10-7)
3) steelers (9-8)
4) browns (3-14)

1) texans (11-6)
2) jaguars (10-7)
3) titans (5-12)
4) colts (3-14)

1) eagles (12-5)
2) commanders (10-7)
3) cowboys (8-9)
4) giants (4-13)

1) niners (12-5)
2) rams (9-8)
3) cardinals (6-11)
4) seahawks (5-12)

1) lions (11-6)
2) packers (10-7)
3) vikings (8-9)
4) bears (7-10)

1) falcons (10-7)
2) bucs (9-8)
3) panthers (6-11)
4) saints (5-12)

i picked every game to come to these records, so the schedule kinda plays an outsized factor on some of these teams.

1) bills
2) chiefs
3) ravens
4) texans
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5) bengals*
6) jaguars*
7) chargers

1) eagles
2) niners*
3) lions
4) falcons*
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5) packers
6) commanders
7) rams

feel a little low on new playoff teams but besides the lions & vikings i feel like all the top teams are gonna be just as good/if not better than last year. the bears are the one team i'm kicking myself over.

I hope the rams go winless and then Stan Kroenke has a fucking stroke

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rams could go winless if stafford exacerbates his back injury

Kickoff is tonight. Time for us to crash out over our favorite teams not going 17-0. Or in the some other cases, 0-17.

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So fucking hype.

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bless all the knees, achilles, pecs, arms, ac joints, hands and brains of everyone playing this season.



looking forward to the ravens dickriding until they crash out in january.

ah there's your monthly out of pocket ravens hate. nfl is back baby

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i dont hate them i hate the pundits around them lmao

that's one way to start the season!

Rooting for Philly cause fuck the Cowboys.

Jalen Carter is a fucking idiot. Shocking revelation I know.

fuck weather man

Seriously.

sucks, was actually enjoying that

obligatory fuck the cowboys too

i'll add in an obligatory fuck the eagles!