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AlexKzillion
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March 10th 2025


19051 Comments


darnold to the seahawks

feels kinda crazy to get rid of geno, a guy who kinda carried that offense to respectability for years despite terrible oline play and playcalling... for a guy like darnold who has never succeeded without having a great oline, elite playcaller, and the best receiver in the league.

feels like they want to tank without coming off like they want to tank

vult
March 10th 2025


3423 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Seahawks starting up the tank engine, cool to see Geno reuniting with Pete Carroll.



Darnold is going to struggle in Seattle imo. JSN being the #1WR now will be a massive reduction in offensive production.

Demon of the Fall
March 10th 2025


39014 Comments


Adams very good get

DK expensive / too much croosover with Pickens?

oh A Rod, makes sense now lol… I was thinking a team like the Chargers might have been better off going for a big X WR like DK when the Steelers didn’t have a proper QB

Geno meh for both sides tbh

Rodg is risky, but I get it with that defence. DK makes more sense now

Darnold after binning Geno… eh? What’s the strategy here?

Demon of the Fall
March 10th 2025


39014 Comments


Sweat to the Cards is kinda big news!

Fields to the Jets (meh)

vult
March 22nd 2025


3423 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Hope everyone’s having a good offseason!



Met Boomer Esiason today, he was chill and liked my kid. Got to talk NFL with him for a few min and we were talking patriots. He is excited to see the Drake Maye vs Joe Milton situation

Snake.
March 27th 2025


25598 Comments


i can't begin to describe how much i don't care that the giants got russell wilson

Manatea
Emeritus
April 22nd 2025


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Draft incoming. Please provide your predictions :D





I really hope we don’t take Jackson Dart in round 1… yet somehow i kinda feel like that’s gonna happen

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
April 22nd 2025


19051 Comments


vibes are telling me the steelers will draft a quarterback in the first round (21st pick) and it'll likely be a reach again. think the rodgers ship has sailed

you just don't go into the draft with mason rudolph being the only qb on your roster unless that's the plan

vult
April 22nd 2025


3423 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

jaxson dart, you ARE a pittsburgh steeler

vult
April 24th 2025


3423 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Happy draft day!



Jags realistically should trade back to 10 with the Bears, net some more picks and just get best player available. But I fear they’re gunna trade up to get Hunter….

Manatea
Emeritus
April 25th 2025


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Why am i totally unsurprised that we traded out of the first round?



I just wanted to get a first round pick TWO YEARS IN A ROW

unclereich
April 25th 2025


13994 Comments


hey vult, alex, and manatea! glad the gang is back again for another football season.

Demon of the Fall
April 25th 2025


39014 Comments


"But I fear they’re gunna trade up to get Hunter…."

how are you feeling? The cost was high (I don't mind the haul for the Browns in a proper rebuild without a QB) but I'm also slightly blinded by just how much more fun this is than Travis in Cleveland. Idk this has huge box-office potential and as a neutral I want to see it play out even more now.

He is probably one of like 5(?) truly elite prospects from this year's class and the ability to play both sides is a boon, yet could also be a curse? Seems like it'll be a hard thing to "manage" at the NFL level, coaching and workload-wise

vult
April 25th 2025


3423 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I was skeptical before the draft but now I'm feeling pretty good about it. The AFC South is completely wide open so the 1st next year could be a low first which is worth the future investment for a player like Hunter. IMO they should play him 90% CB, 10% WR instead of the other way around but we will see. He seems like a special player and if he can stay healthy, he's a smart dude and seems really coachable and could do some damage. Jags have a bunch more picks this year so they are set up to bring in a lot more young talent.



The thought of BTJ and Hunter on offense makes me super excited though. Hunter would have wasted away in Cleveland for sure.

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
April 25th 2025


17222 Comments


it's odd to see a first and a second viewed as an insane haul. it's a fine return but it's for the rights to a unicorn freak. there were 3 blue chip prospects in this draft with hunter, carter and jeanty with hunter being an actual generational talent. and like vult said if you win the division next year it already evens the trade. plus the jaguars have a extra 3rd this year to cushion the blow from losing the second.

if hunter actually lives up to his potential he's a hall of famer and thinking about it more he is almost bust proof. even if for whatever reason he can't do both or isn't good at wr or cb he can pick one and focus. there's only upside. the browns will regret this massively.

vult
April 25th 2025


3423 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

those throwback hunter jerseys are going to fly off the shelves

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
April 25th 2025


17222 Comments


yeah i was just thinking about getting one lol

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
April 25th 2025


17222 Comments


ah gotta wait until they get the stitched ones lol

vult
April 25th 2025


3423 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

my partner at work got me a jones-drew throwback elite jersey as a surprise gift for a good fiscal year which is fun



I gotta get him a Jaxson Dart one now lmao

unclereich
April 25th 2025


13994 Comments


Crazy how just a few months ago snake and I were rooting for our teams to lose for Sanders.



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