Sleep Token Take Me Back to Eden
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Ectier
May 22nd 2023


4646 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Aw not the boats, how will we be able to erhem "SEEEEE THE WHAAAALES" wait shit wrong band and thread

Ectier
May 22nd 2023


4646 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Duped because websites a bit silly

MarsKid
Emeritus
May 22nd 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I win the thread



check Zapruder

Ectier
May 22nd 2023


4646 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Maybe the winner of the thread was the enemies we made along the way.

MisogynysticTryhard
May 22nd 2023


262 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Vast swathes of earth that are undeveloped? Is there a section of the planet that I’m unaware of?



The places that aren’t developed by now will offer next to nothing to humanity over the next couple hundred years. Pretty sure that capitalism would’ve found a way to stretch that lands’ asshole by now if what you were saying had any merit.

JohnnyoftheWell
May 22nd 2023


64287 Comments


https://indieworks.bandcamp.com/album/--406

anarchistfish
May 23rd 2023


30563 Comments


"You know that Africa imports 85% (IIRC) of its food right?"

Imperialism impoverished its colonies. The same imperialism whose wealth founded western capitalism and runs through many of its corporations and institutions to this day. The history of modernity and economy is closely correlated to that of imperialism and violence. Liberalism is the lie spun to cover for this.

anarchistfish
May 23rd 2023


30563 Comments


Also this band sounds like dream theater did 50 shades of grey soundtrack

Ryus
May 23rd 2023


37885 Comments


this is so bad it almost loops around to being good again so if you 5 this i understand

ShapeOfJizzToCum
May 23rd 2023


1231 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Honestly just really impressed with the 2-3's on this because they gave it enough of a chance to admit they don't despise it while still not vibing enough to go 3.5 or higher.



I feel like if this didn't for whatever reason hit me in a way that made me quite enjoy it around a 3.5-4 despite all the things that bother me with it (there's plenty) I'd just jump straight to giving it a 1 and shitting on it w/ all the other shitters.

igordrago
May 23rd 2023


242 Comments


I’m not sure if you are trolling or it’s satire but what an awful review.

FrozenFirebug
May 23rd 2023


1196 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

3.5 = music

3.0 = not music but i appreciate the effort

ShapeOfJizzToCum
May 23rd 2023


1231 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I also have to wonder how this would hit me now if I'd just started checking them out after they blew up and hadn't had some time for the last two records to really get under my skin and grow on me while also not having to deal with the bombardment of insufferable internet discourse surrounding their blowing up/this release.

veninblazer
May 23rd 2023


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Yeah i think me already liking TPWBYT and Sundowning helped.

Snake.
May 23rd 2023


25598 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

there are tons of audiobooks on Spotify you could’ve utilized to radicalize yourself more but you instead chose to spend $9.99 a month on listening to this shit

veninblazer
May 23rd 2023


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Huh? I don't have premium lmao?

Snake.
May 23rd 2023


25598 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

this was not directed at anyone

MarsKid
Emeritus
May 23rd 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"Listen to Siul Hughes" is directed at everyone

Ectier
May 23rd 2023


4646 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Mars can you turn this dumpster fire of a thread into a second football or sports one

MarsKid
Emeritus
May 23rd 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Well we have a football one... and an NBA one...



Go Florida Panthers!



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