Album Rating: 4.0

And the synths, Delgado fucked his wife too.

Album Rating: 3.5

"Well he's a well-known fan of Neurosis, so I assume he probably digs Oceanic/Panopticon."



Nice. Well I love "the big 3" of post-metal (including CoL) but they are vastly different to my ears so it's best if I remain ignorant on that haha



"Melon be mad at Chino's lusciously dense hairline fr"



lol did he actually criticised his hairline? wtf

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Yeah he justs sucks up to entire genres instead of the individual artist.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Banana about to get copy pasta'd

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

HhHaha quick edit your comment banana

Album Rating: 4.0

If Ohms was instead named Death Grips, he'd give it at least a 9/10

Album Rating: 3.5

The only song holding me back from giving this a 5 is Urantia, because the guitars have grown to annoy me with repeated listens. It seems like since the S/T album, there's always one track with guitars like this, and it's always with the 7 or 8 string riffs (Risk and Doomed User as examples).

"Yeah he justs sucks up to entire genres instead of the individual artist." He does? Do you watch all his reviews or is this just the butt hurt speaking?

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

On this review specifically, I agreed with most of his points, but to me the review sounded more like a "light 5" for his usual scoring criteria rather than the "strong 3" he gave it. It just seemed like he truly had more irritation for the album than he cared to dive deeper into.

Album Rating: 4.5

What is stranger, caring about Fantano, or caring about what other people say about Fantano?

Album Rating: 2.5

I believe "sucking up to entire genres" is also defined as "music taste"

Album Rating: 4.0

I did agree with a few of his points, like headless being predictable, but he totally shit on Error just because the opening guitar tone sounded off?

Album Rating: 4.0

"The only song holding me back from giving this a 5 is Urantia, because the guitars have grown to annoy me with repeated listens. It seems like since the S/T album, there's always one track with guitars like this, and it's always with the 7 or 8 string riffs (Risk and Doomed User as examples)."



For me it's that song as well but to me it's because the chorus is incredibly boring compared to the verses imo.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

"He does? Do you watch all his reviews or is this just the butt hurt speaking?"



Watch how seriously you are taking jokes and ask yourself again, who is butt hurt? 😘

Album Rating: 3.0



'At least he's not sucking up to the fans of any bands or artists'



Yeah exactly. Pissed on this AND Tool. Ouch

Whether peeps Like him or not he is a huge part of online review 'culture' if you read reviews at all youre gonna have seen plenty of him. No changing that. Ill always watch a review for an album I dig even if rarely we agree.

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Album Rating: 2.5

"I was just joking haha, it's actually YOU who's butthurt haha :-)"

Album Rating: 3.0

P.s hes right about this though

Album Rating: 4.5

Fanboys are weird. Good night boys.

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Urantia chorus is dope