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>the bible touched me, here, and here...sometimes here
Those experiences usually turn people away from religion, but I'm not shaming.
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have u ever read about samson eggy
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Sure, hair power, killed a lot of people with a jawbone, manosphere hero.
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dont forget the foreskins
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how about jonah
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Ooh, that wasn't in the children's version I heard.
Jews and foreskins, man. Classic religious nonsense.
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well it was to prove he killed them what else would he take
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Must have been a hard sell when Moses returned from his chat with God. "Heh heh, listen guys, you're not going to believe this, but... we're gonna have to fuck up our babies' genitals. I KNOW I KNOW but you want to win this thing right? Thankfully it's only the next generation."
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well the ancient jews were apparently notorious for their fertility eg the whole reason pharaoh enslaved them so perhaps having your weenie cut was the most direct way to remind them of god
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guess what baby im gonna stuff you with the covenant tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Hope you're married, else the kid is going to hell.
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not a problem if the parents didnt marry they would be executed
quite backwards compared to today
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In the old testament the punishment for almost any "sin" was death lmao. Oh, you made a mistake, because I (God) made you imperfect, let me use my minions to kill you with rocks.
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mostly just sexual ones, and murder
unless youre including the animals then yea something was always to die
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My point is: there was no room for mistakes. God made us imperfect, knowing we would trespass, but still punishes those that did. I made this argument with many Christians and they either get very upset or tell me that God made us perfect, but Adam and Eve messed up.
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i mean if your dumb friend convinces you to jump off a cliff and you go and do it whose fault is that
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It was his wife and only human companion, not some dumb friend. Who can honestly say that they would've defied their only human companion? The only other person on the earth? I would've probably done the same as Adam did. Also, if God made Adam and Eve perfect, why did Eve feel the compulsion to do the one thing God warned her not to do?
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it wasnt his wife's idea either
as far as that goes how many spouses dont betray their partners once theyve corrupted themselves?
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Ah yes, the serpent seduced her. Classic God, blaming everything bad on Satan.
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If you read the old testament, the amount of people God killed vastly outnumbers the people that Satan killed. So who's really the bad guy here?
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