Sleep Token Take Me Back to Eden
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Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 18th 2025


116850 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

And if serious then you and Tundra should be roomates at the Moron Motel.



FUCKING PAGE BREAK.

ToSmokMuzyki
February 18th 2025


15100 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

wasnt rly bait just knew u'd show up

ToSmokMuzyki
February 18th 2025


15100 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

and yeah my ratings believe it or not are a critical assessment and can be taken at face value +/- 0.5 for subjectivity

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 18th 2025


116850 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

Sweet.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 18th 2025


116850 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

Your room at the Moron Motel is all nice and ready for you.

ToSmokMuzyki
February 18th 2025


15100 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

perhaps one day you will learn, o cawks



but probably not

veninblazer
February 18th 2025


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

this above the cure is a hilarious take and i LIKE this album

ToSmokMuzyki
February 18th 2025


15100 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

there is a great spectrum of badness and the cure happens to take a bigger share of it in those cases

it is perhaps the difference between disgruntlement and 'shoot me now'

veninblazer
February 19th 2025


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

you'd hate the cure's self-titled that's the one album i struggle to get with

Aerisavion
February 19th 2025


3776 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Oh yay, this album thread.

fatality342
February 19th 2025


381 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

hey guys, it's me, XxPhYsKo-SaDeSt88xX. i just finished smoking cigs and jamming some sleep token with my girlfriend (who is 9 years younger than me) in my '98 pontiac grand am. our relationship is a lot like the joker and harley quinn in that we have screaming matches in wal-mart all the time.











my friends call me diablo because i'm a sadistic freak and i like playing with lighters. sleep token is epic because their music feels like it's made for misfits like me (complicated and smart but with a hint of something darker under the surface). i especially like the song vore because it's like they were looking at my twitter likes when they named it, and the song ascentionism because of the rap part. more metal bands should have songs with a rap part!



NudeTayne
February 19th 2025


2435 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

I love this copy pasta but I'm screenshotting this to show to a literal coworker that loves this band tomorrow.

Nomos2
February 19th 2025


2132 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

yeah that's good copypasta I'll allow it

artiswar
February 19th 2025


16639 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

ok it's too early in the day to make me laugh like this

artiswar
February 19th 2025


16639 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

"I'm screenshotting this to show to a literal coworker that loves this band tomorrow"



please stop. I'm already dead

Demon of the Fall
February 19th 2025


39134 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

is it a parody of something else? I’m admittedly a little concerned if this is a real person but I imagine that’s not the case lol

veninblazer
February 19th 2025


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

i've never seen any proof this is a real person, people just like to make up a guy that they imagine likes an album they hate and then attack that as a strawman (guilty as charged with pantera for me admittedly but, like, my justification is that i've literally seen pantera/5fdp/toughguycore fans act like that strawman and the hyperfocus on extreme actualizations of masculinity is PROBABLY why certain fashion styles got so vehemently attacked even if they're actually cool looking styles)

JohnnyoftheWell
February 19th 2025


64287 Comments


can you type for five seconds without veering off into an unparseable bender in anticipation of retorts literally no one cares about levelling at you lol
afaik no one I know irl knows or likes sleep token, so will keep my powder dry on coworker conjecture for now

veninblazer
February 19th 2025


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

was just vocalizing that i was prepared for an inevitable hypocrisy point (you say this but you're the one who did that with another group of fans durr) if you can't "parse" it maybe try understanding it instead

ShadowRemains
February 19th 2025


28713 Comments


this band is the periphery of this generation



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