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tyman128
Emeritus
March 23rd 2023


4898 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Johnny I don't want to 😡

Emim
March 23rd 2023


38601 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Jam obliteration instead

JohnnyoftheWell
March 23rd 2023


64287 Comments


fake band

anode
March 23rd 2023


3011 Comments


mychildrenmybride eats my dying bride band name

Purpl3Spartan
March 23rd 2023


9526 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Unironically true

SteakByrnes
March 23rd 2023


31061 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

that's the band I always think of when reading my dying bride

Purpl3Spartan
March 23rd 2023


9526 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Same

JohnnyoftheWell
March 23rd 2023


64287 Comments


"I miss metal (that's not osdm or lofi black etc) with gritty production. Would love to hear an alternate take on this album where they actually sound like a band in a room"

gonna bring this back because

a) 100% yes this album kinda but also the whole thing feels very written-on-garageband so i don't mind so much, but mainly

b) this is kinda hitting me for the new Enslaved and i feel that they uphold the Actual Band image enough for this to be a drag

butt.
March 23rd 2023


11429 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

so I guess I should listen to this huh

anode
March 23rd 2023


3011 Comments


it would take a 1200 word essay to try and interpret johnnys comment and it would still mostly be speculation

JohnnyoftheWell
March 23rd 2023


64287 Comments


tl;dr overproduced metal sucks, but it sucks most for bands that give the sense that they should sound like actual real bands (and i don't think these guys are one of em)

Purpl3Spartan
March 23rd 2023


9526 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

He's either completely lucid and coherent or full on word salad



Johnny do be right tho

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
March 23rd 2023


18452 Comments

Album Rating: 2.4

Just vibing that he’s digging the Enslaved aesthetic. More impressed if he actually likes the new album.

JohnnyoftheWell
March 23rd 2023


64287 Comments


I'm not digging the Enslaved aesthetic at all rly, it is annoying and overworked. In Times felt denser and wore the polish better - new one is a 3.5 tops (though the second last song does kinda go)

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
March 23rd 2023


18452 Comments

Album Rating: 2.4

I just didn’t see a rating on that page to substantiate a proper guess take on Johnny’s lucid Enslaved-tier dream vibe.

anode
March 23rd 2023


3011 Comments


its fine to have involved production in metal but when it sounds like a laminated counter id say theyve gone too far

JohnnyoftheWell
March 23rd 2023


64287 Comments


it is a high 3 and this is a low 3 oh damn what numbers should there be

Ectier
March 23rd 2023


4646 Comments


Venin who the fuck have you spoken to that doesnt count melodeath as "real metal" o.O thats some weird shit right there. My dying bride is some peak depressing stuff tho

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
March 23rd 2023


18452 Comments

Album Rating: 2.4

Melodeath is fake metal? You guys trying to reactivate some of the emeritus of the ol’ metal staff crew?

Ectier
March 23rd 2023


4646 Comments


Some of the best death metal is melodeath for me.....Br000tal death metal is really boring to me. Im so confused by people who claim X is fake metal.



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