Everything it's tagged as "post-hardcore", "emo", "prog metal", "tech death metal" and even "prog rock" is basically a non passing album for him...so he's somewhat predictable.

Album Rating: 4.0

i dont think i have ever seen him rate any shoegaze past a 5 so it seems that Melon is indeed Bad

Album Rating: 3.5

I feel like he would truthfully give Loveless a 4, but that take would cause the entire music world to collapse so he keeps it to himself.



What bothers me is how this literally came out yesterday and he already "reviewed" it. He spent more time slapping together a shitpiece review than he did listening to the album.

Album Rating: 4.0

he did gave Slowdive a 4 so i think you may be right

Album Rating: 3.5

Inlet a 5 too. Like c'mon man its obvious shoegaze isn't for you.



Why do we even let this bald idiot live in our heads to begin with lol

Album Rating: 4.0

Good q

Album Rating: 3.5

he gave Loveless the classic status but yeah I don't ever think I've seen him being positive towards modern gaze in general I mean he barely ever reviews it



"he did gave Slowdive a 4"

legit one of his worst reviews

Album Rating: 3.0

I'm just over halfway through this now and man, it is bland. I love shoegaze but this is just... kinda cringe. I don't really give a fuck that they've ditched the blastbeats and screaming because everyone knew they'd do it at some point, but yeah, this is just not hitting home for me.



Also, OCHL was fucking awesome.

Album Rating: 4.0

late night drive music was a good shout

Album Rating: 2.5

"Why do we even let this bald idiot live in our heads to begin with lol"



dude broke me out of cringey teenage heavy metal elitism and got me to consider that other types of music were valid, so there's that for me. Don't watch his vids much anymore but still have a lot of respect for the dude

Album Rating: 4.0

loveless is boring anyway

Album Rating: 3.0

WAIT! I've figured out why this is so bland. It's because Holy Fawn made what this album should've been, over two years ago, and they did a much better job of it.

Album Rating: 4.5

Album rules

Album Rating: 3.5

fax

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

That s the worst way to rec smth keaton

Album Rating: 3.0

Okay just finished it. Man. I wanted to like that so much but just... didn't. Maybe after a few more listens I'll get into it but that was super underwhelming. Hopefully I'm wrong cause I love Deafheaven but... oof.

Album Rating: 5.0

I wake up to this thread tripling in size. I cannot read this all.

Album Rating: 4.5

"he did gave Slowdive a 4 so i think you may be right"



HE DID? WHY?! Holy shit is worse than I thought :D.

Album Rating: 4.0

Whew this thread blew up, seems pretty positive, I need to take the time and check it out.

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

fantano actually compared this to american football...like wut