Album Rating: 4.5

My list was like 24 black metal albums plus post malone and Im mad af I didnt jam this until after the list was done

Album Rating: 2.5

^hard troll

I will give musgraves one thing

She was on rupaul last week

She was forgettable at best but she was there

Album Rating: 4.0

“But I know you assholes were paid off. I'm gonna follow that paper trail to the end of my days. sputnikmusic is gonna get fucking exposed.”



it should be bannable to be this new

Why was ice cream in title case on page 26

Album Rating: 2.5

Should be bannable to not realize a joke

Album Rating: 4.5

I'll have a triple scoop of birthday cake, jamocha, and mint chocolate chip please

y tho

Album Rating: 1.5

Blasphemy against ice cream will not be tolerated that's y

Why we flexing like all icecream is equal tho? Some of that shit out there these days barely even has enough dairy to qualify but then there is god-tier gelato. This album is the "ice-cream style frozen desert" of that spectrum

Album Rating: 4.5

Don't try to complicate ice cream you fuck.

Album Rating: 4.0

it actually is that complicated, deal with it

Album Rating: 3.5

"This album is the "ice-cream style frozen desert" of that spectrum"



yeah but also organic and low-fat

Album Rating: 4.0

https://youtu.be/5NPBIwQyPWE?t=69

Album Rating: 1.5

Anyone else stir their ice cream until it has the consistency of a smoothie?

Album Rating: 3.0

BETTER THAN DAUGHTERS

Album Rating: 4.5

Gross

Album Rating: 5.0

that velvet elvis-wonder woman moment keeps this from being a 5 to me

Why in god's name would you purchase low-fat ice cream voluntarily?

Album Rating: 1.5

It's better for the environment