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Society doesn't threaten me with endless torture in the afterlife if I don't accept Jesus's eternal love and forgiveness. It's an important difference for me.

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It depends what the torture constitutes, I’m not convinced it won’t do it for me. In fact my life’s work is dedicated to the most unfathomable obfuscation imaginable. The gods think they know our psyche completely, but I think otherwise

If I get this wrong then guess I’m truly up shit’s creek without a paddle, maybe even literally

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Sounds like you're daring Zeus to smite you

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Learn the lore scrub, fire and brimstone hell is fanfiction.

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I'd rather be in hell with all the cool people!

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I think you mean all the hot 🥵🔥 people. Sizzling!

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damn never seen eggy on the whipping post like this before poor eggy

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He just really dislikes Christianity. Can't blame him.

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"Society doesn't threaten me with endless torture in the afterlife if I don't accept Jesus's eternal love and forgiveness. It's an important difference for me."



Well you're subjecting us to endless torture in this thread, so let's call it even

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i think eggy fears for his soul; he is always afraid of hell

good vibes and affirmations for eggy's soul!

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"Learn the lore scrub, fire and brimstone hell is fanfiction."



Matthew 25:41

Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.



Mark 9:43

And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life crippled than with two hands to go to hell, to the unquenchable fire.



Matthew 18:9 (Matthew borrowed heavily from Mark, so this is just repetition of a teaching, about hellfire and brimstone.)

And if your eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than with two eyes to be thrown into the hell of fire.



Matthew 5:22

But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother will be liable to judgment; whoever insults his brother will be liable to the council; and whoever says, ‘You fool!’ will be liable to the hell of fire



Matthew 9:45

And throw them into the fiery furnace. In that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Luke 3:17

His winnowing fork is in his hand, to clear his threshing floor and to gather the wheat into his barn, but the chaff he will burn with unquenchable fire.



John 15:6

If anyone does not abide in me he is thrown away like a branch and withers; and the branches are gathered, thrown into the fire, and burned.



Now, were the Gospel writers writing fanfiction about Jesus? Undoubtedly. But Christian fanfiction since the beginning has imagined hell as an unquenchable fire so the odds of Jesus also thinking this are pretty fucking high.

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My own mom has told me she hopes I finally convert at some point so that I avoid hell. Lovely thing to tell your kids innit? I wonder where she got told to believe in nonsense like that...

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That's easily the most difficult thing about dealing with my Christian family members tbh, they think they're doing me a cosmically justified favor by witnessing to me and that it's a supreme act of kindness and love on their part. It's a fanatical energy that stresses me out

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If they're appropriating Judaism they don't get to change what hell is

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damn jesus metal af

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Who in turn appropriated Anubis et al. Eternal judgement is an idea as old as dirt.

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we even judge the dirt

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If it bringeth no harvest is it even dirt?

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There's a difference in someone like Aphrodite being Inanna once upon a time and someone going no they're actually both identical even though they're not. If the old testament is canon, then Yahweh is one god among many that conflated himself with the supreme deity El and eventually became the only god.



Also you can literally repent on your deathbed it's super easy to avoid hell.

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"If they're appropriating Judaism they don't get to change what hell is"



lol do you understand people? Also Christianity doesn't appropriate Judaism, it was a Jewish cult founded by an apocalyptic preacher who professed that he was the fulfillment of Judaism. If it just appropriated Judaism all Christians would be Jewish (and history would get WAY weirder), it was creative on top of the Jewish Framework.



"If the old testament is canon, then Yahweh is one god among many that conflated himself with the supreme deity El and eventually became the only god."



Yes, exactly. Judaism developed from Canaanite monotheism. Not only according to the book but archaeology.