Album Rating: 2.0

Lmao rekt

Album Rating: 4.0

I'm sorry for my accusations, it's probably a sizable wiener



I'm just a victim of peer pressure and this has been a moment of awakening



I shall continue from this day forward as a vessel of truth and understanding

Album Rating: 2.0

Are you by any chance related to Egarran? Your avatar suggests you are.

oh good no one is talking about tool in this thead, let's keep it that way.

Will this album make me more intelligent

if u believe hard enough

Album Rating: 5.0

Will this album make me more intelligent



Yes. But only if you like it.

Does it come with a fedora

a spiritual fedora, yeah

Album Rating: 5.0

If you order them both on amazon at the same time, then yeah, sure. Mine came with a taco.

If you go in expecting nothing more than an above-average hard rock album with some proggy overtones you should have a dandy time with this.

Album Rating: 5.0

If you want a JAM too

Album Rating: 4.5

Guys brace yourselves with this article:



https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/a28610128/tool-band-new-album-fear-inoculum-should-never-be-released/

That has to be a joke, I know Tool fans being cringey elitists is a meme and all but there's no way that guy unironically believes that.

Album Rating: 4.5

Are you 12?

Album Rating: 3.5

That was quite something. The author calls himself a comedian/writer though, so it can't be all serious.

Album Rating: 2.5

Nice artwork change, it's pretty.

Album Rating: 4.5

Be a perfect bedroom poster.

Album Rating: 2.5

If you're 16-18 years old, living with your parents and with absolutely no interest in ever having sex, then yeah, sure.

Album Rating: 5.0

Nah, sex as a spiritual act while listening to the best trans metal album ever m/