Album Rating: 4.0

btw Ryus you didn't read any of that

Album Rating: 4.5

A merciful pagebreak

Album Rating: 4.0

sorry that I have enough faith in modern industrial machinery that I expect people to be able to engineer a fuckin ketchup bottle so that it dispenses ketchup and not water

i have faith in the military industrial complex

Album Rating: 5.0

misplaced faith it seems

Colton takes disproportionate grievance with ketchup bottle because it is the only sauce his mother has ever fed him and he is therefore unaware that many other edible emulsions also separate

suburbs man i tell ya

Album Rating: 4.0

you guys are just old and jaded, sorry for not having trust issues that prevent me from opening a ketchup bottle and using it the way it's intended

thank you plane

Album Rating: 2.0

that's what you get for consuming non-newtonian fluids

Album Rating: 4.0

this site sucks I'm not using it anymore

Album Rating: 2.0

Dug this out the loft, stuck it on in the car, still mostly shit.

Album Rating: 4.5

Don't drink and drive, kids.

Album Rating: 2.0

ketchup or otherwise

Album Rating: 5.0

Hi everyone!

Album Rating: 4.5

My watery ketchup valentine amirite

Album Rating: 5.0

So true. A very pink kind of ketchup in this case. Maybe with raspberries or something?



I don't really care much for ketchup actually. It's nice on toasties or burgers but that's about it. Maybe in some sauces.

Album Rating: 5.0

ketchup exists for burger sauce and burger sauce only



i love how pleasant and unifying this album is if people put it on in the background while you chat about shit, one of my go-to's in that regard

Album Rating: 4.0

ketchup sucks tbh

Album Rating: 2.0

my bloody ketchup valentine

i still gotta check this cus why not right lol