Tull and Floyd definitely wanked the least. They also happen to be the best.
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@titan
LA bill estrangiato is pretty wanky, but that's why it's one of their best songs
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Villa*
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example of floyd wankery pls
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the word "wank" was posted 20 times on the last page
cmon guys
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strangiato is an example of incredible songwriting, i don't see it as wank at all. i agree with jamie regarding his comment on them being more technical than most prog bands - and that song is a perfect example.
to me, wankery incorporates an element of 'noodling' which i don't hear in Rush's music.
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I've always deemed wank to be +20min conceptual songs sung by mullet sporting morons who sound like they've been grabbed by the bollocks.
Or 2hr conceptual albums about childhoods, war, alienating right wing political rants acting as a dichotomy between the record company and fanbase.
It's a bathroom lock in hand love in.
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wank
predominantely British term for masturbation
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
OOPS WRONG ONE, HOLD ON!
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Noun[edit]
wankery (uncountable)
(UK, slang, vulgar) Unnecessary or pretentious noodling (messing around). [quotations ▼]
wankery
Often used to describe the actions of some one playing a guitar, and to a lesser extent an electric bass.
Most times, Guitar/bass wankery is when a guitarist/bassist makes excessive use of soloing and techniques such as shrills, taps, slaps & pops, slides, bends, sweeps and the like to the point where its nothing but self satisfaction.
Since such self satisfaction is often said to come from showing off to people with the talents listed above, it has become widely known amongst guitarist/bassist as Wankery.
Some douche in Guitar Center was trying to impress people with some guitar wankery.
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Choking Kojak.
Fucking hell, I've pissed myself.
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no, the first one was right
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if this was an average record cyg, i wouldn't like music
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Good thing its not Titan
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although i guess you can look at that in two ways Nero
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guitarded_chuck
December 11th 2014
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example of floyd wankery pls
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"Or 2hr conceptual albums about childhoods, war, alienating right wing political rants acting as a dichotomy between the record company and fanbase."
if youre referring to the wall yeah it sucks but i dunno if id call it wankery and anything before the wall that actually included the whole band was not wankery at all
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DAVID GILMOUR BUFFING THE BANANA
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Supertramp never wanked, gotta love them
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OH LORD I WANT TO BE WITH YOU WON'T YOU LET ME COME IN FROM THE
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
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Dreeeaaamer
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