Album Rating: 4.0

ok so bmth put a piece of this review into their new video



https://youtu.be/vER-NrcH9KY?t=27 the opening sentence

Album Rating: 4.3

Lmao that is brilliant

Best BMTH track since Crucify Me

Album Rating: 3.5

Makes you wonder how many more artists check Sputnik, remember when Thomas Erak just randomly popped up here (supposedly) when The Fall of Troy’s bassist lost it on stage?

BRUHHHHH that link should be a fuckin news article. Somebody put that shit up and represent!

Album Rating: 4.0

I'll try to write it lmao

If you got the time, no harm in trying to see if it gets approved. I'd think it'd be a nice showcase to the rest of the site that our name got out there.

Album Rating: 4.0

exactly haha



when i saw it i laughed so hard cause it was so confusing and unexpected to see this site mentioned. Makes sense tho, since they were into metal back when this page was about heavier music, so i wouldnt be surprised if they knew about sput

Album Rating: 3.5

I like seeing them crop up on Wikipedia now and again.



All time favourite has to be our contribution to the Paramore self titled album:

Sputnikmusic's staff reviewer Channing Freeman was highly critical of the album, giving it a one and a half out of five as well as calling it, "fucking foolishness"

Album Rating: 1.5

I came here just to read this ^

If he was talking about the bitch's haircut I agree

This is shit. Simply shit. The only other word that comes to mind is embarrassing. The electronic elements sound no better than something your average high schooler with an Ableton 30 day free trial is uploading to SoundCloud. The only difference is that this album is horrifically overproduced. It’s the plastic they use to wrap plastic. Every third or fourth track contains a boilerplate nu-metal guitar riff that would have sounded stale in nineteen-fucking-ninety-nine, and the only reason there’s guitar at all is that oh yeah, BMTH isn’t a dude with a mic and a laptop, it’s a fucking rock band with a guitarist and a bassist. There’s actually a song where they get the like female Microsoft Sam to say “mantra” and it leads into a "hard" guitar riff and it’s just pure cringe. BMTH are known for embarrassing lyrics, but Amo launches them into the stratosphere. “Some people are a lot like clouds you know❓” Christ Oli, were you going through old boxes and you came across some poetry you wrote in primary school and you thought to yourself “yeah, this was perfect when I scribbled it into the urinal partition in the locker room bathroom, I bet it will be even more perfect on my new major label record”. Imagine Dragons wouldn’t even put their name on this crap, at least they know their music is designed for waiting in line at the supermarket. I can’t believe this used to be a deathcore band and now they make music for car commercials and elevators. But hey, who am I to say, some people might get something out of this record, cuz hey, some people are a lot like clouds you know❓

nice

Album Rating: 4.5

Still fucks me up that question marks get messed up in reviews.

Album Rating: 5.0

Fucks me up that more people dont like this.

Album Rating: 4.5

i mean it's not my fav bring me but it's a good transitional release to them just doing literally anything

This is shit. Simply shit. The only other word that comes to mind is embarrassing. The electronic elements sound no better than something your average high schooler with an Ableton 30 day free trial is uploading to SoundCloud. The only difference is that this album is horrifically overproduced. It’s the plastic they use to wrap plastic. Every third or fourth track contains a boilerplate nu-metal guitar riff that would have sounded stale in nineteen-fucking-ninety-nine, and the only reason there’s guitar at all is that oh yeah, BMTH isn’t a dude with a mic and a laptop, it’s a fucking rock band with a guitarist and a bassist. There’s actually a song where they get the like female Microsoft Sam to say “mantra” and it leads into a "hard" guitar riff and it’s just pure cringe. BMTH are known for embarrassing lyrics, but Amo launches them into the stratosphere. “Some people are a lot like clouds you know❓” Christ Oli, were you going through old boxes and you came across some poetry you wrote in primary school and you thought to yourself “yeah, this was perfect when I scribbled it into the urinal partition in the locker room bathroom, I bet it will be even more perfect on my new major label record”. Imagine Dragons wouldn’t even put their name on this crap, at least they know their music is designed for waiting in line at the supermarket. I can’t believe this used to be a deathcore band and now they make music for car commercials and elevators. But hey, who am I to say, some people might get something out of this record, cuz hey, some people are a lot like clouds you know❓

Honestly the emoji question marks are what really gets me. Classic.

Album Rating: 2.5

This is shit. Simply shit. The only other word that comes to mind is embarrassing. The electronic elements sound no better than something your average high schooler with an Ableton 30 day free trial is uploading to SoundCloud. The only difference is that this album is horrifically overproduced. It’s the plastic they use to wrap plastic. Every third or fourth track contains a boilerplate nu-metal guitar riff that would have sounded stale in nineteen-fucking-ninety-nine, and the only reason there’s guitar at all is that oh yeah, BMTH isn’t a dude with a mic and a laptop, it’s a fucking rock band with a guitarist and a bassist. There’s actually a song where they get the like female Microsoft Sam to say “mantra” and it leads into a "hard" guitar riff and it’s just pure cringe. BMTH are known for embarrassing lyrics, but Amo launches them into the stratosphere. “Some people are a lot like clouds you know❓” Christ Oli, were you going through old boxes and you came across some poetry you wrote in primary school and you thought to yourself “yeah, this was perfect when I scribbled it into the urinal partition in the locker room bathroom, I bet it will be even more perfect on my new major label record”. Imagine Dragons wouldn’t even put their name on this crap, at least they know their music is designed for waiting in line at the supermarket. I can’t believe this used to be a deathcore band and now they make music for car commercials and elevators. But hey, who am I to say, some people might get something out of this record, cuz hey, some people are a lot like clouds you know❓

Album Rating: 4.0

Imagine if this dude heard Kid A when it first came out.