Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Hey D and R are right next to each other. I'm not taking a shot at my typing as a difference maker when it comes to questioning my Coheed authority so step off trick.

Album Rating: 3.5

yeah no you're a retard and your "authority" doesn't exist

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Yeah it's a joke obviously. Buy some stitches and sew up your asshole.

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Not sure if I should review the new one as a 2.5 or 3 hmmm

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

I'm waiting to listen to it until it's out. I can't imagine it will be higher than a 3.8.

Album Rating: 3.5

Yeah I think once the initial bloated rating dies down it will be 3.6 or so. It's like this in that there are some great standout tracks but nothing's as good as Domino or Vic for me. And really the only reason I have this rated as a 4 is because the best tracks on here are just unbelievably good and elevate the whole thing, which isn't the case on descension.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Damn well that sounds disappointing. There are 4 amazing songs on this no doubt.

Descension has four really good songs too. No Domino on this one (although Gravity's Union is very good and would the closest comparison) and those four songs may not quite stack up to the best four on Ascension as a whole either, but they are still pretty good

The problem really lies in the other five songs.

Album Rating: 3.5

The first verse in Dark Side of Me is like the best vocal performance Claudio's ever done, and the last two mintues of

Gravity's Union go really, really hard. I like Descension. The poppier songs are a nice change from the pretentious EPIC

OMG BLOWOUT FINISH that Coheed tend to go for.

Album Rating: 4.0

I think both Gravity's Union and Sentry the Defiant are just as good as Domino and Vic, if not better.

Album Rating: 4.0

Regardless those are definitely my four favorites from this double-album.

Album Rating: 4.0

Sentry the Defiant and The Hard Sell > Anything off this



This > Descension



If the best songs off each album were compiled into one record, we'd have a classic on our hands.

The Hard Sell is meh

Album Rating: 3.5

the hard sell is great but definitely not one of the best what are you smoking

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Hard Sell is awesome pawsome

Album Rating: 3.5

You guys are crazy, the hard sell boasts some of Claudio's worst lyrics since Shabutie.

Album Rating: 3.5

"She screamed love is such a strong word

I said what if we took a word, deciphered the innocence

And well, um, fucked..."



Descension's actually growing on me hard, digging it more and more. Don't think I'll ever thing the latter half is more than decent but the first 5 tracks are incredible.

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

It's pretty meh for me

Album Rating: 3.5

It's still not as good as this but it's getting closer.

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

The second half is completely forgettable