Music made by a sput sap.

Not fit to clean Sonic Youths Dirty Boots.

Album Rating: 3.5

nah, Sueisfine/You Never Should/Nothing Much to Lose rock shit for the same reasons SY did

this band blowing its noise rock bent out the window in favour of nebulous candyfuzz was definitely a sap move though, and they were the worse for it

Album Rating: 3.5

wow shit fuck damn, case-in-point i just took my headphones off and realised Storm Betty had started without me noticing (and i'm in a loft flat phwoar baby). loud noise band!

Haha

Album Rating: 2.5

I would say this is probably their weakest, most directionless album. For immersive value, what comes after is far stronger.

Album Rating: 3.5

nah, different shades of noiz and fuzz is a far better look for MBV than homogenous stew. You Made Me Realise benefits from this too

opener has some of the worst sex lyrics of all time but is still a massive banger

love third weird ass album

Album Rating: 3.5

resurrecting this take, but i stg both Cupid Come and (When You Wake) You're Still in a Dream could have been on Polvo's debut and no-one would have bat an eye

the alternative timelines this band could have had...

Album Rating: 2.5

opener has some of the worst sex lyrics of all time but is still a massive banger



Haha, I love that song.

SOFT AS SNOW BUT WARM INSIDE

Album Rating: 4.5

album rules

Album Rating: 4.5

feed me with your kiss is so good

Album Rating: 4.5

Average for this should def be up there with Loveless

Album Rating: 3.5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szl_J5SSBFU

feed me with your kiss is the most violent pop song ever. nothing else like it

Album Rating: 3.0

Where are the EP's Kevin promised years ago?!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ive lost all hope for new music from them

Album Rating: 4.5

this shouldn't be 0.6 lower than loveless smfh

Album Rating: 3.5

cut 0.3 off loveless' average and give em to this [2]

i would be satisfied with bumping them both up by 0.5