Burzum Thulêan Mysteries
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Zig
March 18th 2020


2772 Comments


Without realizing it, Varg just released the soundtrack for the up-coming Elder Scrolls.

Pon
Emeritus
March 18th 2020


6187 Comments


I can see it. Peaceful ambient music plays as Varg approaches Euronymous with a monotone "hello", Euronymous responds, "what do you want, Nord trash?" Razor thin trems start playing as Varg whittles Euronymous' health bar down with 47 swings of his iron dagger, and the ambient music returns henceforth. Little did he know, his killing was observed by forces unknown. A town guards shouts "Stop! You violated the law"; Varg selects the "it was self defence" dialogue option but his speechcraft was too low and he had to serve his sentence. Will he be able to pick the lock in his cell? Let's find out.

JustJoe.
March 18th 2020


10944 Comments


i cried

IAmScott
March 18th 2020


579 Comments


Didn't Varg say you can only listen to this while playing D+D or some shit

Keyblade
March 18th 2020


30810 Comments


it's supposed to be the soundtrack to his dollar store dnd game MYFAROG yea

oltnabrick
March 19th 2020


41048 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

i will be playing that while quarantined

Keyblade
March 19th 2020


30810 Comments


by urself? actually u know what, knowing Varg it's prolly designed to be a 1 player game anyway

TheSpirit
Emeritus
March 19th 2020


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"According to many (most...) I am just an ex-con loser, a failed musician, a bum, a 'Nazi', paranoid, etc., but....



… am I in a hospital now with #COVID19? Am I losing my business? Am I on a train or in a car to flee the city?



No.



My life has barely been influenced by this."

Keyblade
March 19th 2020


30810 Comments


lmao spiteful little shit

all it takes is one person to pull up on him

parksungjoon
March 19th 2020


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

sry gonzo but mine is better



https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/81019/Burzum-Thul%C3%AAan-Mysteries/

oltnabrick
March 19th 2020


41048 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

https://lastfm.freetls.fastly.net/i/u/770x0/2ddac81ead19fba8ce121c99cbabc15e.webp#2ddac81ead19fba8ce121c99cbabc15e





shouldve used this

parksungjoon
March 19th 2020


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

eh its toss either way

oltnabrick
March 19th 2020


41048 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

its toss

parksungjoon
March 19th 2020


47227 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

utter dreck agreed

CucaRacha
March 22nd 2020


1 Comments


F*** you Varg!!

rellik009
March 22nd 2020


2143 Comments


Varg is a soyboy cuck agreed

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
March 24th 2020


18952 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

road to hel is so damn good

Faraudo
March 25th 2020


5398 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Yikes, why is this trending.

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
March 25th 2020


18952 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

peeps be diggin medieval synth-folk while the covid runs riot

ResidentNihilist
March 26th 2020


2150 Comments


sieg heil mein fuhrer park! Review is good for a laugh.



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