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kkarron
September 7th 2024


1871 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

On a good day, this is the best thrash album made.

DadKungFu
Emeritus
September 7th 2024


6144 Comments


Speak English or The?

kkarron
September 7th 2024


1871 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

No one who does the Milano Mosh could be an evil man.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
September 7th 2024


30065 Comments


END IT ALL AND KILL YOURSELF

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
September 7th 2024


125000 Comments


I really gotta jam this I fucking love the crossover thrash sound so much. I honestly don't really dig "regular" thrash but crossover is just so damn good.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
September 7th 2024


30065 Comments


this is the best one easily.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
September 7th 2024


125000 Comments


I've been loving some Suicidal Tendencies and Cro-Mags lately. Gotta get more into them also but this is gonna be priority.

Egarran
September 7th 2024


36935 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Awesome album. You should resonate with the lyrics too.

DePlazz
September 7th 2024


4984 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Lyrics on this are legendary.

budgie
September 7th 2024


43389 Comments


"Fuck the Middle East ftw [2]

Egarran
September 7th 2024


36935 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Here's a bucket go and kick it [3]

kkarron
November 26th 2024


1871 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

possibly the most successful musical shitpost?

s0nicx
December 23rd 2024


1012 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Legit nearly keeled over at What's That Noise during Work. Was having to hold my mouth shut to not burst out laughing.

YuriZakhaev
February 18th 2025


1253 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Most-based thrash album

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
March 31st 2025


13102 Comments


Man this rips

brickhed
Contributing Reviewer
March 31st 2025


1682 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

always put this on when I'm in the mood for a fun album

love the "angry high schoolers" energy that this album always gives to me

RVAHC13
December 7th 2025


3271 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

CHRO



MATIC



DEATH



BLAAAAAGH


Futures
Staff Reviewer
March 28th 2026


18630 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

wanted something quick to listen to today and this fit the bill. had built up a ton of hype in my head and it absolutely delivered. a string of some of the most fun riffs ever with insane energy and humor. some of the hardest riffs of all time for real. so many fun mosh parts. i can't believe milk has maybe the first blast beats ever lol. what a song. first 7 songs here is an all time run. just flows so well.



also obviously still really funny. this kind of stuff still gets me. the sensibility, song titles and especially the micro joke tracks at the end remind me of what anal cunt did later just much more extreme lol. wouldn't be surprised if sod were an inspiration.



really excited to dig into more crossover thrash. such a fun combo genre that gets every part of what i like about hardcore and thrash.

Jebull
March 28th 2026


1531 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Oh I adore this album... I ran this so hard into the ground when I was in high school though, thanks to my weird uncle lol. Wrecks

Futures
Staff Reviewer
March 28th 2026


18630 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

oh yeah i'd be insufferable if i found this back then haha!



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