Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
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Hyperion1001
Emeritus
February 5th 2011


29689 Comments


You can't like it, were you there when they recorded it? Didn't think so.

;-)

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 5th 2011


116165 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I was there.

Gorification
February 5th 2011


1124 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

favorite ulver album, i should probably 5 this

FatChickIrl
February 5th 2011


4095 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Definitely there best

qwe3
February 5th 2011


21836 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

i was listening to this while replacing chair leg caps and my dad was like what the fuck is this and i was like this is ulver and he said i like it and i was all no shit it rules then he said dont you speak like that to me faggot then i said ill say whatever i want dick sneeze then he was all imma fuck you up so he shot me in the chest 9 times with a staple gun and i was like WHAT THE FUCK you fucking psycho so i got some fucking hydrochloric acid and threw it at him and he was fucking swiss cheesing so hard where the acid hit him in spots and i was like HAH MOFUCKA then my mum came in and said THATS IT NO MORE ULVER FOR YOU



and then i dieded





SCREAM!
February 5th 2011


15755 Comments


csb

FatChickIrl
February 5th 2011


4095 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

if thats true qwe then ur dad is pretty kick ass

qwe3
February 5th 2011


21836 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

indeed

SCREAM!
February 5th 2011


15755 Comments


"if thats true qwe then ur dad is pretty kick ass"

What do you mean if? Don't you see qwe's dead body laying right there

FatChickIrl
February 5th 2011


4095 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

where

SCREAM!
February 5th 2011


15755 Comments


there

Counterfeit
February 5th 2011


17836 Comments


here

qwe3
February 5th 2011


21836 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

yeah dont u see it

FatChickIrl
February 5th 2011


4095 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

where?there, im a muffin man bear, i like to eat pears and play with my carebear, I had an affair with my wife who has alot of hair and then i went to sleep in my dark lair

Gorification
February 5th 2011


1124 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

queer

FatChickIrl
February 5th 2011


4095 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Well thats not very nice

SCREAM!
February 5th 2011


15755 Comments


neither are fat chicks in real life

qwe3
February 5th 2011


21836 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

stfu gorification you're unspeakably stupid

FatChickIrl
February 5th 2011


4095 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Ikr scream?Theres this 1 fat chick ik and shes such a sarcastic witty bitch. Im like wtf how can you have any friends, cuz if ur fat u gotta be nice bc if ur hot u can at least be a bitch cuz ur hot

Blackbelt54
February 9th 2011


4281 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

i've never listened to black metal, should i get this?



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