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JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
March 20th 2024


60825 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

pity that correlates with zero keepers



is what I'd say if Windowpane didn't exist, but still v close

Aerialist
March 20th 2024


202 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Johnny Johnny Johnny, that is such a spicy take. Damnation owns. Let the sorrow in.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
March 20th 2024


60825 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

years of Anathema fandom gave me (barely) enough self-respect not to settle for Mikael Akerfeldt's lukewarm mop bucket I am sorry

Wildcardbitchesss
March 20th 2024


12341 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

“Demonstrates the abysmal quality of critique in general I'd say”

sir, with that rating, I can promise you that you’re taking yourself far more seriously than anybody else here does.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 20th 2024


12341 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

And we started talking about other bands because this shit is so fucking bland that I thought of other more interesting bands only slightly related to this because fuck it

Aerialist
March 20th 2024


202 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

No need to explain yourself pal

Wildcardbitchesss
March 20th 2024


12341 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

im not your pal, buddy!

Aerialist
March 20th 2024


202 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I'm not your buddy, guy!

bellovddd
March 21st 2024


6306 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

just tried the title track again here..... wowee. how do you people do it?

Storm In A Teacup
March 21st 2024


45839 Comments


Oh dear. I was expecting this band to be a sputnik band cuz i see them everywhere. I assumed theyre metalcore since Key Of Geebz reacted. Maybe he didnt like them.

artiswar
March 21st 2024


13669 Comments


I'm not your guy, friend

Demon of the Fall
March 21st 2024


34206 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"BWP t/t, Advent/Night and Silent Water and Ghost of Perdition are probs the 4 i prioritise most nowadays"

delete BWP, add 'In The Mist' and this ain't too shabby as a 'go to' selection

Silent Water over Advent too, for the record

Ectier
March 21st 2024


2727 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Opeths sloppiest shit stains wipe the floor with anything this band could produce.

Valzentia
March 21st 2024


1411 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"I'm not your guy, friend"



I'm not your friend, buddy!

heck
March 21st 2024


7132 Comments


I'm not your buddy, pal!

normaloctagon
Contributing Reviewer
March 21st 2024


4032 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

“just tried the title track again here..... wowee. how do you people do it?“



We don’t! I haven’t thought about this album since jamming it and rating it. Until now, that is

Wildcardbitchesss
March 21st 2024


12341 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

8 minutes of audio sodomy

botb
March 21st 2024


17976 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

agree I’ll take buttprog opeth over anything these dorks have ever done

bellovddd
March 21st 2024


6306 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

the title track is 8 mins long. 8. mins. long. and vessel drops a rap. Like, it's not good people. There is nothing redeemable about this album. Apart from if you own a physical copy it might make for a good beer coaster.

Mort.
March 21st 2024


25533 Comments


i still havent actually got all the way through this, just get a few minutes through the singles and turn them off



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