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Futures
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January 7th 2025


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reich i've had my eye opened, the raiders should trade a 5th for joe milton and see if he's the guy and if not you just tank for the good qb class. better than wasting a year with aoc again or reaching for a bad qb this year. what do you think are the options at qb anyway?

Snake.
January 7th 2025


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could always try to get sam darnold or famous jameis

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
January 7th 2025


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darnold is gonna get paid by a very stupid team or tagged

and jameis bleh that doesn't get anyone pumped

vult
January 7th 2025


3430 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Jameis couldn’t even finish out the season w the browns and was benched for DTr and Bailey fucking Zappe



No shot he gets a starting opp ever again

Futures
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January 7th 2025


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raiders firing piece a day after black monday and make him do a presser is a hilarious bit

s0nicx
January 7th 2025


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Thats now 2 organizations that have done that this year. 0 class tbh.

vult
January 7th 2025


3430 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

The Ran Carthon firing was a baffling one too, especially when keeping the HC.

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
January 7th 2025


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lots of poorly run teams, it’s good to not feel alone after yesterday lol

unclereich
January 7th 2025


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It’s now #blacktuesday ap drives off into the sunset in his lowrider, black locs and air forces, a cigar in hand shouting raiiddddderrrrrs. What a legend man. Can’t imagine getting fired with those qualifications

s0nicx
January 7th 2025


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Teams that are run like shitshows right now:
The Browns
The Jaguars
The Titans
The Colts
The Panthers (I'm not buying anything with David Tepper there)
The Saints (Its fun having a GM you legally cant fire right now...)
The Jets
The Giants
The Raiders
The Bears
Nearing Shitshow Status:
The Seahawks
The Dolphins
The Bengals

Healthy League.

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
January 7th 2025


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lol reich who do you want now and yeah this is as worse as it's been. some truly shocking decisions happening rn. feeling like the jags are gonna luck ass backwards into ben johnson.

i'd put patriots and cowboys nearing shitshow as well lol

vult
January 8th 2025


3430 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Can throw the patriots in there

unclereich
January 8th 2025


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>reich i've had my eye opened, the raiders should trade a 5th for joe milton and see if he's the guy and if not you just tank for the good qb class. better than wasting a year with aoc again or reaching for a bad qb this year. what do you think are the options at qb anyway?

why didnt the raiders draft him or rattler last year? I get that neither will likely amount to anything in the NFL but to be in the raiders' dire qb situation and not at least take a flier on either was ridiculous to me. I will say that while milton had a nice showing it just reminded me of that one single great Jarett Stidham performance against the niners. people were ready to hand him the keys to the organization after that. the raiders have made a glutton of stupid choices but their next coach/brady will dictate our next qb and for some reason I don't think either will land on Darnold. Cousins/Rodgers is far more likely in a Russell Wilson/steelers style deal.

>lol reich who do you want now

I was just talking to my brother about this last night. I was pissed at the thought of keeping ap but he reminded me how fucked we are either way. ap's issue was the same as Mayo's- in over his head but couldn't lose when it mattered and he ultimately lost his job. though who better to bring back in what will surely be another lost season? that is to say, we aren't winning anything next year anyway so why bother getting a new coach? there are no great options out there at qb, our secondary and lb corps are miserable, we have no rb, 1 decent receiver, and a patchwork o-line. this is not an attractive job and isn't likely to result in a splash hire. if the browns didn't have Watson I would say the raiders are truly the worst/most hopeless franchise in the NFL.

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
January 8th 2025


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yeah why the raiders didn't take a flier is beyond me. and yeah there are always guys who have a good game but milton is just literally built different lol. he was always the every tool guy who could never put it together, he might have the strongest arm in nfl history up there with your boy jamarcus lmao. but really milton sunday looked the part with some coaching and was doing things he wasn't in college like throwing short with touch and not rifling everything plus he was actually accurate which was his biggest knock. he showed really great pocket presence behind that dogshit pats o-line too. those mechanics are nice too such a quick release on that bazooka arm he's got, opens up so much. he was even good in preseason where a lot of those raw dev guys are unplayably bad even then. get him a real offensive mind and work with him. this years class is horrible and getting a washed vet does nothing. tank for the real class next year if he doesn't work. this is a year to take the lottery ticket that is joe milton for cheap too! he's just such a unique talent, always rooting for him even if it's a longshot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjTf2bjeX2w here's the all attempts, just really genuinely good tape and impressive. took some checkdowns, scrambled when needed, went through progressions, navigated the pocket and hit some nice intermediate zone shots. some special flashes on the td and bomb called back. looked like he has had some real coaching and improved because he was not like this a lot in college and the guy people initially thought he could be. i'm taking him instead of a washed vet or after first round dev qb this year.

but yeah totally feel you on the coach. just a miserable job with no hope in sight. next year is gonna be brutal, gotta find a guy you are committed too. seeing flores linked already is worrying. monken is a great candidate not getting enough good buzz so maybe snag him. maybe vrabel but seems like pats are for sure getting him. horrible year for head coaching openings though with all jobs having mega issues so you will get someone decent i think. honestly pete carroll for a few years wouldn't be the worst for ya'll. i think i'd dig that as a raiders fan lol. need a tone and culture setter since the talent ain't there. ap kinda was but literally everyone knew he was gonna bomb lmao

vult
January 8th 2025


3430 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

milton's footwork was remarkable tbh, considering the horrible oline and lack of pro experience

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
January 10th 2025


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telesco out! my man reich is pumped today for sure. brady is serious about winning, he's gonna will that dumpster fire around.

unclereich
January 10th 2025


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End of an Error. Peep page 159-160 for my original thoughts about pierce and Tt. Also peep the usual suspects acting like the know football. Great milroe write up man!

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
January 10th 2025


17285 Comments


haha true. and milton NOT milroe to be clear lol. i do not believe in him at all except as a late round dart throw like milton was. even milton flashed more as a passer at tenn than milroe did.

unclereich
January 10th 2025


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My bad not the first time I’ve made that mistake lol

unclereich
January 10th 2025


14112 Comments


Milton basically a healthier version of ar15 at this point but colts bought into the hype and reached for him. I’ll never forget thinking the raiders could get ar in the late round. Then a day or two before the draft he shot up the boards



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