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Yea I wanted to bang super bad but she had this crazy long nipple hair, several inches, plus I had to take a huge dump so I left. Flash forward a week and she jokes good thing we didn’t because she had her first outbreak the day after. Being 21 was insane man.

You just know Ronnie is keeping track of all the woke pussy haters itt. you guys are all gonna be pwned on the upcoming diss track featuring Igor the Ugly or whatever his fucking name is

@reich

that nipple hair was like a beacon from heaven.

"If you're frightened of dying and holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life apart. But if you've made your peace, then the demons are really angels, freeing you from the earth"

Fair to say if the nipple hair wasnt there you would've laid pipe and moved to Simplex City

more like the dump i needed to take because i had just downed two m&m mcflurries sent an angel through my large intestine. why cant we get boners when we need to dump? that's why blumkins aint real

Album Rating: 3.5

still wondering why people want to ingest that shit

Album Rating: 1.0

“ This chick who almost gave me herpes had this as her number one album on her Spotify wrapped.”

Yeah that sounds about right

>still wondering why people want to ingest that shit


have you ever had a mcflurry?

Album Rating: 1.0

A McFlurry mixed with dogshit is preferable to this fucking album

Album Rating: 3.5

Behold, I have. My point is, anything sold in McDonald's is inferior to many of its equivalents elsewhere both in terms of taste and ingredients. If I had to choose between buying that crap or investing in one of those ice cream family businesses in my voivodeship, or simply making this type of dessert myself, I'd choose the latter options.

Album Rating: 1.0

I could never even finish this album, but heard enough (about half) to fully realize it’s one of the worst albums I’ve ever heard. From one of the worst bands ever, with possibly the worst frontman ever (aside from maybe the Lostprophets dude…maybe).

Album Rating: 1.0

Why isn’t there a NO STAR or half star option? Maybe, kinda like how Indy Jones and the Temple of Doom was the reason for the creation of the PG-13 rating, this could be the reason a NO STAR option is added to Sputnik lol.

Larkinhill.. You have to become staff to rate 0.5. If you truly hate this album you will write banger reviews every day until you become staff just to 0.5 this. Challenge issued : D