Album Rating: 4.5

Jens would stomp a mudhole the size of Sweden into that goon

Album Rating: 4.5

The dawn of PUSSY MESHUGGAH

Album Rating: 4.5

Dude probably didn't even listen to this, first time I heard rational gaze i grew a third testicle

Album Rating: 4.5

I just think it's fascinating that the review came out as late as December 2020. It's something I would expect from 2008-era Metal Archives

Album Rating: 5.0

It really feels like a 2 decades old review lol

A repost maybe? But why even do that when you're so clearly wrong?

Album Rating: 4.5

I'm seriously thinking of making a Metal Archives list on here where I collect all the funny/cringy quotes from the site and archive them. Would make for a good laugh

Album Rating: 4.5

~~A repost maybe? But why even do that when you're so clearly wrong?~~

Nicely said Trifolium.

"a rhythmic compilation of bowel movement noises. Cheese cuts. Farts. Loud, low-range ones" 💀

Did YOU write it, Pon??! 😵

You really think I would write something implying DEI is good??

Album Rating: 5.0

"Wish Jens didn't sound like a retard on Spasm or else I could 5 this."



The hottest take i've seen in a while "



Thanks for digging that embarrassment from the grave. I don't subscribe to that opinion anymore, and Jens's vocals have grown on me the last couple years.

Album Rating: 4.5

Well, that and the fact that Tomas sings Spasm, not Jens

Album Rating: 5.0

Lol I didn't even know that

Oh yeah you're right Pon. I should have known (also I didn't read that).

Album Rating: 5.0

"Thanks for digging that embarrassment from the grave. I don't subscribe to that opinion anymore, and Jens's vocals have grown on me the last couple years."



It's all good, and nice 5

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

jens should sing a lullaby audiobook

nice rating

Could be higher.

Sometimes nothing is better (see what I did there)