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Maynard would approve of this thread

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The overlapping portion if a Venn diagram depicting anti-gmo hardliners, anti-vaxxers, and flat Earthers is shaped like a healing crystal.



Coincidence?! I think not!

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They are indeed unfortunate diversions to our war against christianity.

ITT: Tool fans.

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I resent the idea that I am not myself in my dreams, I think that's racist. I'm very intact especially when I lucid dream which is often, my mind is right there just abstracted while I rest. But then I also put Moon crystals in my vagina to properly channel my REM chakra so I don't expect you all to be as in tune to your true sleep-self as I am.

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"Moon crystals in my butt vagina" isn't that a song?

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if it wasn't before it is now

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I don't know why i tried to soften it up. It's SHIT-PUSSY and it's from a great Stanhope skit.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1AHDjzcsQ

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Hey guys what's up

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Yah new to the sight buddy recommend this to me seems cool also hell yah allways rate tool 5 out of 5 it's a sin other wise

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Lamenalus

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Rosetta stone for sure that or lateralus

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Menposition

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Menflection is GOAT agreed

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i think reflection is their best song. certainly the best on this

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Ticks and Leeches is actually a literal song about ticks and leeches near Maynard's Vineyard.

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I heard it was an unfortunate typo of "Ticks and Leashes" and is about Maynard's pet tick and the walks they go on together

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Dicks and leashes. ROFL

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I heard it was originally a ballad called Pick the Peaches which was about MJK's childhood dream of owning an orchard. Sadly he had to settle for a vineyard as an adult.

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That heartbreak of never owning his dream orchard is why he doesn't perform it live.