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unclereich
December 17th 2024


14113 Comments


Remember the Vikings and chiefs game last year when Kirk got fucking rocked the last play of the game but they picked up the flag because the ball was tipped haha

Snake.
December 17th 2024


25598 Comments


is it to early to call the bears fucked? because it looks like they're super fucked tbh

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
December 17th 2024


17285 Comments


like caleb?

unclereich
December 17th 2024


14113 Comments


Raiders feel less cursed than the bears for some reason. They don’t even need a good qb just average and they’d have 6+ wins. Bears on the other hand are beyond fucked. Jets and browns as well.

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
December 17th 2024


17285 Comments


ownership

Scheumke
December 17th 2024


2875 Comments


This is probably the point where the Lions are gonna fall off I guess. McNeil out, Dorsey out, Montgomery out.. They just keep losing 2/3 guys a game. Even as a first time watcher and new Lions fan, it's heartbreaking to see their chances of an actual superbowl get tanked like this.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
December 17th 2024


116850 Comments


Their chances ain't tanked by any means my man.

Scheumke
December 17th 2024


2875 Comments


Haha you're more hopeful about it then I am then. Call me convinced when they win against the Vikings and don't lose a dumb game against the Bears hahaha.

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
December 17th 2024


19072 Comments


i hate to say it but i think with all the injuries the eagles have cleared the lions as the best team in the nfc. really really unfortunate for detroit.


Futures
Contributing Reviewer
December 18th 2024


17285 Comments


rip kirk cousins

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
December 18th 2024


19072 Comments


kirk cousins lead teams up until this season ran play action more than basically anyone else in the league year after year

the falcons were a bottom 3 play action team this year, largely because kirk couldn't move anymore

dude prob could've potentially started into his 40s if not for that injury

vult
December 18th 2024


3430 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

We’ll see whether drafting Penix works out for them, at least they have somewhat of a contingency plan

Manatea
Emeritus
December 18th 2024


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Remember when everyone said they were idiots for drafting him? They look less stupid now…

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
December 18th 2024


19072 Comments


i don't think they're idiots for signing cousins or drafting penix but i think they are idiots for doing both at the same time. especially when penix was advertised as arguably the most pro ready plug-and-play guy in this year's draft.

if penix ends up working out/being an improvement over cousins that's great but also a) in that scenario they'd have prob made the playoffs this season had they just started penix from the beginning, and b) the falcons are still on the hook to pay the 10s of millions cousins is owed next season and may or may not have to eat that cap hit/attach a pick to cousins in a trade.

and if cousins had came back this season as his regular self... when would penix have ever actually taken the field?

if the plan was always to draft a guy in the top 10ish in the same offseason they could've easily signed a cheaper/more disposable bridge option. darnold, russ, fields, flacco and minshew were all right there just off the top of my head.

Manatea
Emeritus
December 18th 2024


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

All valid points

vult
December 18th 2024


3430 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

After having no stability at QB for a few years I think they were shell shocked into guaranteeing stability by getting Kirk/Penix despite the high cost long term



Also yes it will sting if Penix comes in and lights up

vult
December 19th 2024


3430 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Lmao Woody Johnson used Madden ratings to influence his consideration for trades and signings.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
December 20th 2024


116850 Comments


Jets and their god awful owner are a complete joke. They shouldn't even be in the league lol.

unclereich
December 22nd 2024


14113 Comments


This time of year it’s time to start crowning pretenders, Texans on the top of that list. Steelers not far behind

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
December 22nd 2024


17285 Comments


big facts brother and we knew all along!



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