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you're one of them! Aren't you!

Not really.

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Just, really, Tool fans make me SO. FUCKING. ANGRY.

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Are Tool fans even a thing anymore?

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They are very much a thing

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i dont get the tool fans thing theres like 5000000000000 people hating tool fans for every aiwaz out there

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When the fabled next album comes out you will understand haha

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Maynard himself belongs to the group of Tool-fan haters. There's certainly a good reason for it.

And yeah I hate that "woke" shit. They talk about "frequencies" "vibrating with the universe" "quantum spirit science" (seriously wtf LOL) and a bunch of other nonsense. It's not even just Tool fans, those flat earthers and other conspiracy theorists always say "Wake up people!". It's entertaining to a point but I swear my IQ goes down when I read the shit they write.

ITT: People who can't feel the rhythms of their body, their hearts, their breathing, their thinking, their intuition, the enlightenment and the universe.

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well I don't have a body or heart and I don't breathe so

As a non-physical entity, wouldn't it be easier for you to feel the rhythms of your intuition, of your thinking, of enlightenment and of the universe?

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It's one thing to be spiritual, and there's nothing wrong with that. Hell, I have a heavy interest in old pagan religions/mythology among other things. It's a whole different story when people start throwing "quantum" and "spirit" together, or to think that listening to music tuned to A=432hz is somehow going to magically "attune your vibrations to the 'proper' frequency of the universe" or that A=440hz is some conspiracy meant to drive everyone mad.



Or people who think they can change the entire planet and everyone who inhabits it by using tuning forks at a festival, or that re-arranging songs on an album is going to magically turn you into some "enlightened" being. I mean come on man, that type of shit is just ridiculous lol



Not saying you follow any of it, just to be clear.

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"As a non-physical entity, wouldn't it be easier for you to feel the rhythms of your intuition, of your thinking, of enlightenment and of the universe?"





No. I have achieved a higher plane of existence than that

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Fans are fine but fanatics have a screw loose! (Yes, I know that “fan” is short for “fanatic” but you know what I mean).

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Higher state of being*



Clearly you're not truly enlightened, or you wouldn't have misspoke. Or are you so enlightened that you've surpassed all states of mind and thus live on a whole different plane of existence altogether? Far out, man.

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I don't achieve states. I achieve planes

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"I hate that "woke" shit."



Well your energies are obviously disaligned then. You have to accept the woke shit as a part of you. And not before you love it can you set it free.

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i'm woke. I've seen black panther

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Saw a statement on loudwire from their drummer or something saying new album will be coming out in April around the same time they start touring again